What band was it? I actually really want to know!

They are bouncers, no wonder OP got bounced by the musicians. At least the music was good, i hope

37, what do you mean? Did you even read the FML?

ex gf i hope, for sure. you don't want to end up with herpes or some other funny disease. and since you witnessed that, I'm wondering what you haven't witnessed. maybe go get tested just in case.

Definitely ex gf material...

he never said if one of the girls is his girlfriend

Do you have any reading comprehension skills? He said girlfriend, you twat.

i think what 93 meant was that OP didnt specify on if the girlfriend went on stage. but if she didnt, this probably wouldnt be an FML.

#3 I don't know why your comment got down-voted at first as it was very cleverly-written, but it sure made a strong recovery!

#36 if I was with someone yeah I would say no...

#96 *but

Yeah, why are you blaming the bouncers again?

Ah but what if the concert wasn't rock? What if, for example, it was a full scale classical orchestra?

48- You didn't know how the oboe player kissed. With a pronounced overbite, and he speaks with a lisp. You got his appliance, you got his yolo, While the clarinetist played an awe-inspiring solo. My, my, my, you're once bitten, twice shy, baby.