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  sweetbliss3  |  37

ex gf i hope, for sure. you don't want to end up with herpes or some other funny disease. and since you witnessed that, I'm wondering what you haven't witnessed. maybe go get tested just in case.

  buckdharma  |  36

48- You didn't know how the oboe player kissed.
With a pronounced overbite, and he speaks with a lisp.
You got his appliance, you got his yolo,
While the clarinetist played an awe-inspiring solo.

My, my, my, you're once bitten, twice shy, baby.