Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
ex gf i hope, for sure. you don't want to end up with herpes or some other funny disease. and since you witnessed that, I'm wondering what you haven't witnessed. maybe go get tested just in case.
48- You didn't know how the oboe player kissed.
With a pronounced overbite, and he speaks with a lisp.
You got his appliance, you got his yolo,
While the clarinetist played an awe-inspiring solo.
Well, now you know her true colours...