Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.
heart_aussie_fml 20
MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...
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Comments (124)
yusaku02 20
Hope you left her there
Neopopulas 9
On one hand, its hardly THEIR problem. On the other hand, get a new girlfriend.
TvSmith 8
Welp I hope you left her stranded there.
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
dump that dirty ****. u should have left that ***** there let her use her mouth to get a ride home.who cares what happens to her
titandesu 14
though its true people make mistakes bit that would have been valid if the dude went up to her and tried to kiss her only in my book she ran climbed on stage and kissed him she knew what she was doing she knew who she was hurting and she haste have known the outcome so she can't complain if she gets dumped
EvilLittleMan 23
It's only Rock and Roll but I think OP didn't like it. OP, you deserve better than that.
kotake 7
I mean I assume it's hard for them to know what strangers are dating. So you can't really hold it against them. You can, however, hold it against your GF because in a monogamous relationship that's not cool. Obviously some implied boundaries weren't set.
worldclassrager 41
Usually security prevents anyone getting on stage unless stated otherwise
Murdersgirl 5
just saying best pay back would of been to brake up with her and leave her ass there...
thedude999 6
It's sad how people think he should give her another chance or that it's ok cause it was in the moment. It's not ok and op should dump her. It doesn't matter if they were famous or not, if your significant other willingly goes and kisses someone, that shows they don't care about you or the relationship, that's enough of a reason to break it off. They're old enough to know common sense and what's expected in a relationship. Op, you'll definitely find someone better, just get this girl out of your life.
Vada53 15
um yeh it does matter if they're famous!