By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 479
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Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew

I would of been... Pissed.

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Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew

hey man, as long as he doesn't pee from his finger it's all good =)

so how did he scrape his elbow so that it was bloody? (troll face)

-22 Zebra Pandas. They're fucking everywhere. At least they're not racist though.

I once saw someone take a shit in his hand, and hurl it into a moshing crowd at a concert. Needless to say, I only listen to Bach and the Biebs now.

Sounds like urine for a lot of fun.

Sorry Op didn't know it was you, but when you gotta go, you Gotta Go!

Good people my kind of people.

Saw a girl on a guys shoulders with bloody pants.I guess she was on period and bled through.

1- So tall people are gross now?

47-Tall people who put their bloody elbows in close proximity to my face, yes

Did that guy happened to be named Oliver Sykes?

Some men show affection by peeing...someone might be getting laid

48- Lol, well make an attempt to get farther than 4 inches away If you did and it wasn't possible :( that blows

That's gross, damn. And it's not really like you can just get up and report it or something. Concerts are gross, but so fun. I've never smelled or felt anything more gross than a pit at an indoor concert, but somehow they're totally worth it. ..Okay, maybe being peed on isn't worth it. I was gonna ask if OP was at Reading or Leeds, but they're in Cali. Nothing short of those concerts would be worth that.

yeah concerts are crazy:0 I was at a Flyleaf concert and some guy unhooked my bra!!

You must have been at an r&b concert and had r. Kelly and his entourage behind you :-)

I don't know what I was on while I was writing that. They're in London...

Oh, ew. That sucks. F your life.

Um, no... Gold showers are the beezkneez yo.

Better to be pissed off than pissed o--- oh wait. Fyl indeed

Should have punched him in the face if they were drunk easy picking

R KELLY IS BACK!!

Well why didn't you pee on them? Or pour a drink at least

That would turn into a pee fest.

And waste perfectly good beer? You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking about it.

At least they werent girls. That would be a mess.

truth. most of us cant aim :S

Yeah, there'd be pee on her hand, the door and her handbag.

And that's when you get security to kick them out

right! no hesitation turn around and beat some ass

Yup. Make it into a mosh. :)

Kick him the nuts in the heat of the moment.

The slight thought of that made me cringe :O

Haha ohhhh that must've sucked!!!

Taser to the ball sack will solve that problem real quick.

that might make him piss more

I would of been... Pissed.