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Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew
Cool story bro.
-22 Zebra Pandas. They're ******* everywhere. At least they're not racist though.
I once saw someone take a shit in his hand, and hurl it into a moshing crowd at a concert. Needless to say, I only listen to Bach and the Biebs now.
Sounds like urine for a lot of fun.
Saw a girl on a guys shoulders with bloody pants.I guess she was on period and bled through.
1- So tall people are gross now?
47-Tall people who put their bloody elbows in close proximity to my face, yes
Did that guy happened to be named Oliver Sykes?
^ BMTH
^WTFDTM?
Some men show affection by peeing...someone might be getting laid
48- Lol, well make an attempt to get farther than 4 inches away If you did and it wasn't possible :( that blows
That's gross, damn. And it's not really like you can just get up and report it or something. Concerts are gross, but so fun. I've never smelled or felt anything more gross than a pit at an indoor concert, but somehow they're totally worth it. ..Okay, maybe being peed on isn't worth it. I was gonna ask if OP was at Reading or Leeds, but they're in Cali. Nothing short of those concerts would be worth that.
You must have been at an r&b concert and had r. Kelly and his entourage behind you :-)
86 - Lolwut?
I don't know what I was on while I was writing that. They're in London...
Better to be pissed off than pissed o--- oh wait. Fyl indeed
R KELLY IS BACK!!
Well why didn't you pee on them? Or pour a drink at least
That would turn into a pee fest.
Touché.
Yeah, there'd be pee on her hand, the door and her handbag.
Yup. Make it into a mosh. :)
Kick him the nuts in the heat of the moment.
The slight thought of that made me cringe :O
Haha ohhhh that must've sucked!!!
that might make him piss more
Pissed On. Then off.
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Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew
I would of been... Pissed.