By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML
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Jacobt24 19

Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime

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Jacobt24 19

Get her Taco Bell and say you found it.

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YourEvilHero 12

crazy old cat ladies probably have Way more fun than you teenagers, with your weed, crack, roofies, e, and shrooms

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KaptainKronicX 5

Cat lady doesn't know anything. She should just shake a bag of Temptations.

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YoTengoTomatoes 7

tell her to stop being a lazy annoying bitch and go look for the damn thing

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Jacobt24 19

Hours you say? She can blow my whistle anytime

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wolflover44 5

Damn cougars. The poor thing was only searching for her little kitty.

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ugottaluvme 0

You are still a sick and disgusting person...

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Jacobt24 19

You have a picture of a toddler peeing. I was kidding of course. IDK what you're excuse is

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organicmtdew 0

JacobT (hey, that's my first name and last initial too), you are President of FML Comments as of this thread!

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morganrules123 10

Don't go outside. She may throw cats at you or shoot them out of an elaborately made cannon.

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R34luver 5

nanananananananannanananannanaanaa CAT MANNNN!!!!

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gunmania0 12

I hope she wasn't stroking her pussy at the same time!

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starsfan_9 7

c'mon, I'm sure we all read this fml hoping she was though (vomit)

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HeyImJuli 3

hold the "cat" u "stole" for ransom and make her stop blowing her wistle :)

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toastyjustice 5

that was a stupid "comment" that you "made".

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the_gabe254 0

lol. whatever I think it's genius. trade the "cat" for the whistle, and when she gives the whistle destroy it and tell the truth. "I didn't steal your cat, you were just annoying the hell out of me!" lol.

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DrCocorevenge 0

as soon as she gets the cat she will stop blowing anyway, so your plan fails

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saIty 17

Get her a man so she can blow something else.

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Livinia 11

Pop her some roofies. They're sure to shut her up, and you can do lots of fun until she wakes up. It's a win-win situation.

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genesisnirvana 11

That is incredibly disturbing.do you have experience with that?

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wisericky 12

Dress up in a cat suit and make her day. if you are lucky she might die of excitement. problem solved.

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starsfan_9 7

that damned Rosie O'donnel probably ate it. what a menace...

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