Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.
heart_aussie_fml 20
MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...
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Comments (124)
Heathtastic 10
Welcome her to dumped city.
stonerchikk 4
What a bitch. Drop her.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I love your username, OP! It certainly is something different and very entertaining after several "Anonymous" authors.
silverstream20 20
I don't usually say this, but dump this girl. You don't need to be disrespected like that.
CzarLaval 9
Yup dump that poop and flush it, she can be one of many tools for a famous musician instead of being with someone who actually cares (assuming you care about her).
emuhlaaay 3
Ummm your "girlfriend" shouldn't be doing something like that, that's called cheating
xzaj3 3
what musician
PikaPika021 13
What musician? If you're purely curious then fine, I apologize in advance. Though if your implying that depending on the musician that it's acceptable to make out on stage when you're taken then I'd have to disagree. It's considered cheating which is never okay.
Thatguy334 7
Shouldn't it be ex girlfriend? If you're still with her, you deserve it
AceofNothing 7
at this point, when your a girl, rules and law don't apply to you, when you can flash or kiss you way out of anything...
Joedbag 8
I hope you didn't go home with her!