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By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 09:14 - Taiwan

Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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warsun 27

Monday 26 May 2014 11:04

That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 26 May 2014 11:05

MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...

Comments

Heathtastic 10

Wednesday 28 May 2014 2:37

Welcome her to dumped city.

stonerchikk 4

Wednesday 28 May 2014 6:05

What a bitch. Drop her.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Wednesday 28 May 2014 11:02

I love your username, OP! It certainly is something different and very entertaining after several "Anonymous" authors.

silverstream20 20

Wednesday 28 May 2014 14:13

I don't usually say this, but dump this girl. You don't need to be disrespected like that.

CzarLaval 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 22:55

Yup dump that poop and flush it, she can be one of many tools for a famous musician instead of being with someone who actually cares (assuming you care about her).

emuhlaaay 3

Thursday 29 May 2014 2:52

Ummm your "girlfriend" shouldn't be doing something like that, that's called cheating

xzaj3 3

Thursday 29 May 2014 4:29

what musician

PikaPika021 13

Saturday 7 June 2014 10:52

What musician? If you're purely curious then fine, I apologize in advance. Though if your implying that depending on the musician that it's acceptable to make out on stage when you're taken then I'd have to disagree. It's considered cheating which is never okay.