Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.
heart_aussie_fml 20
MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...
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Comments (124)
psychomomma19 12
Don't get mad, get glad! Now you'll be making out with him later on too!
ZY1431 24
I would've enjoyed the concert then left without her. leave her to figure it out. then dump her and toss her crap out lol.
irgndsondepp 15
Although I feel sorry for what happend to you, I don't get why you expect the bouncer to care.
cocacola999 27
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know....
guyssite 4
Why is that the bouncers' problem? She's your girlfriend, not theirs. The fact that you evidently think it was someone else's problem to deal with is exactly how she ended up on stage in the first place.
Duros1123 6
You ever seen anything like that happen? OP wasn't saying it was their problem. OP was commenting on the fact that they didn't stop a woman from jumping on stage to make out with the band. How do you think it would have gone if he'd have jumped up after her to stop her? They'd have thrown him out before his feet touched the stage. Quit being a judgemental prick, please?
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Oh pfff i dont know maybe cause its the bouncers JOB to make sure people dont exactly run onto the stage and harrass preforming bands? Thats just my thought yea know...
repzero 7
a cheater is still a cheater. it doesn't matter if the person is famous or not
ballerboy20 8
flip the script and tell her thanks for the memories because in the end it doesnt even matter. It sounds like she gives you hell and is a little Headstrong but maybe youre not meant to be.
91hayek 31
Just when I though celebrity worship couldn't get any more debasing.
SunTzu2 9
Sounds more like OP is a possessive, jealous party killer. Having fun and enjoying ones self is what life's all about. All you screwed up commenters saying dump her need to grow up yourselves too!! Remember YOLO ;-))
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Ill just give you a list of things never to do: Comment here Reproduce Get into a relationship Teach younger kids Thats it cause im preety sure you already did some regretable things if yolo is your mentality
mcleod 17
You shouldn't dance to that tune.