By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 11:37 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML
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Well god isn't human so it wouldn't be cannibalism.

If your sister is thinking God is a cannibal and still seems perfectly calm about going to heaven I think I'd be a little worried.

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Just tell her the truth that I'm a shit-stirring buffoon

God is as nonmythical as you are. It's rather sad that you choose not to believe in him..

#1: I don't care what particular religion a person believes in, but I think it's rude to step on those beliefs by questioning their god(s) existence and calling it, or them, myths. Respect others please, and I'll respect your viewpoint.

All skinny people will go to Hell

Let me guess you are not and never were skinny?

No I am actually...

Well god isn't human so it wouldn't be cannibalism.

Wait, what do you mean not a cannibal?

makes you wonder how she was under that assumption though

Maybe she actually read the Bible

so your saying that in the bible it says god eats people when they die?

but what if your sister is? o.o

If your sister is thinking God is a cannibal and still seems perfectly calm about going to heaven I think I'd be a little worried.

Ehhh, you should probably check in on her Sunday-School teacher.XD

What church have you sent her to?Haha that would be a good story for later years but please reply how the person reacted?

I liked the plot twist. There were two FMLs in this :p