By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 11:37 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML
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dehvi 9

Well god isn't human so it wouldn't be cannibalism.

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tbro47 23

If your sister is thinking God is a cannibal and still seems perfectly calm about going to heaven I think I'd be a little worried.

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edward80 18

Just tell her the truth that I'm a shit-stirring buffoon

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notabeachbabe 13

God is as nonmythical as you are. It's rather sad that you choose not to believe in him..

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Welshite 39

#1: I don't care what particular religion a person believes in, but I think it's rude to step on those beliefs by questioning their god(s) existence and calling it, or them, myths. Respect others please, and I'll respect your viewpoint.

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Maaska 16

All skinny people will go to Hell

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Adam5858 17

Let me guess you are not and never were skinny?

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Maaska 16

No I am actually...

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dehvi 9

Well god isn't human so it wouldn't be cannibalism.

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11up 14

Wait, what do you mean not a cannibal?

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titandesu 14

makes you wonder how she was under that assumption though

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goodwithoutgods 20

Maybe she actually read the Bible

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titandesu 14

so your saying that in the bible it says god eats people when they die?

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sophapenguin 1

but what if your sister is? o.o

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tbro47 23

If your sister is thinking God is a cannibal and still seems perfectly calm about going to heaven I think I'd be a little worried.

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Mii99 16

Ehhh, you should probably check in on her Sunday-School teacher.XD

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Adam5858 17

What church have you sent her to?Haha that would be a good story for later years but please reply how the person reacted?

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WCARlover 34

I liked the plot twist. There were two FMLs in this :p

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