Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
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Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.
heart_aussie_fml 20
MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...
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Comments (124)
vampire1618 5
Well obviously the bouncers don't think its a problem, it's not creating any disturbance to the musicians (what they're there to prevent). However unless you guys have an agreed celeberity exception rule and whoever she was making out with was it, you should break up with her.
pklemm 12
As a musician, I have to say that I support this policy as well!
thenewgirl29 20
I think it is a bit harsh but then again how often do you get the chance to make out with a celebrity and when they went in for the kiss she probably just froze with all those people watching her and didn't know how to respond.
Thorzix 23
If you seriously think like that, please never breed.
limabeans101029 21
74- It's cheating plain and simple, no matter how much of a "celebrity" the other person is. Plus, I think it was OP's girlfriend who went in for the kiss, not the musicians.
metheonlyb 17
I agree with #78, please, #74 do not breed! It is shocking how you defend the girl!
Goblin182 27
Not all bands are famous. Why is everyone assuming this was a "famous" band full of celebrities.
loveseat14 11
Uhm, but your gf should!! Bye hoe!
buckdharma 38
As Olpally would say,"gig-(gitty!), gig-(gitty!)
asdfpiedance 1
my EX girl did that once and sb e thought I was crazy and said that she only would have a chance one time
DylanHasClass 17
Just leave her there, thats skanky
1two3four5six 23
I don't see how that makes her "easy" though. I could be married and if I got the chance to kiss my favorite band members I wouldn't hesitate to.
Sassie8810 9
Really? That would be enormously disrespectful to your husband.
metheonlyb 17
I hope no one marries you! If you can be loyal and respectful to you SO, you don't deserve the relationship.
Heathtastic 10
You do realize that's not how marriage is supposed to work right? That whole "forsaking all others" isn't actually a suggestion
Witchylady 18
Your girlfriend is a *****!!!! Sorry OP. Time to let her go and find a better girlfriend.
vietmanx 10
That's terrible man.