By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
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Where did you get that dumb idea? Lots of groupies are all about the bass, no treble.

If his band is popular in the area, you'll have to expect that this will happen a lot. Is this something you're willing to tolerate? If not, then this guy isn't for you.

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If his band is popular in the area, you'll have to expect that this will happen a lot. Is this something you're willing to tolerate? If not, then this guy isn't for you.

wait that's a thing?? that is ridiculous!

Well, the more popular and likeable he is, the more competition she will have.

Where did you get that dumb idea? Lots of groupies are all about the bass, no treble.

What kinda of band is this?!

I wouldn't worry about the groupies so much as the girlfriends he has in all the other cities he tours at.

It is a metal band?

how do you know your not just another "groupie"?

These chicks don't even care my boy's in the band, and they're up on me 'cos we wanna hold hands. This fucking blows, they know that he is my man, and that he's the bassist of this really cool band.

did you knock the hoe out

Today is the day I learn what a groupie is lol