Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
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LostSoul 20
I would ask for your money back and file a complaint with the BBB. I get the whole his daughter part and all. He is still a business owner.
slym12312425 9
I get the feeling something has been left out of this tale. Sucks to get thrown out either way though OP.
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LostSoul 20
I would ask for your money back and file a complaint with the BBB. I get the whole his daughter part and all. He is still a business owner.
Mathalamus 25
Even business owners can throw out a person for any reason.
bkwusa 15
They can throw you out for any reason true, but they must return your money if they do. If not they are legally liable.
LostSoul 20
They can throw you out. They cannot keep your money.
Callyn 47
What exactly is Yelp for old people going to do? The BBB isn't some all-powerful government agency, they're a private group who give businesses ratings depending on feedback. Ratings that almost no one looks at.
LostSoul 20
They have more power than you think.
Mathalamus 25
Oh well. That happens
LostSoul 20
Concerts are not usually cheap. He us also abusing his power. Was his daughter 12? I could get it. If she was 17 or older, daddy needs to grow up.
slym12312425 9
I get the feeling something has been left out of this tale. Sucks to get thrown out either way though OP.
Cooper201288 16
dude weak! who was it ? depending on the headliner some opening acts just suck ass