Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
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Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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warsun 27
That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.
heart_aussie_fml 20
MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...
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Comments (124)
TheBigFace 7
Maybe I'm soft, but I wouldn't break up with her without first having a decent and respectful talk about it. If she doesn't see a problem with what she did, dump her, but everyone's a little impulsive sometimes. If she regrets it, be respectful and don't rub it in her face, and she'll probably like you more for it, even.
mt631 18
No, OP should definitely leave her. She made out with someone else in front of her boyfriend, that screams disrespect. I wonder if you'd feel the same way if a guy made out with a famous female musician in front of his girlfriend.
mt631 18
I said "I wonder", that's great that your standards are the same for both genders. I wasn't assuming you were sexist, I was wondering if you were. A lot of people, guys and girls, are these days. But OP should definitely leave, no doubt. He's just inviting more problems if he doesn't.
TisAPenguin 16
I would have left her ass there.
carabobara 7
if you stay together you have a free pass to kiss a rock star of your choosing
MAD01502 20
Come on! You can't possibly deny anyone of the pleasure of making out with their idol! Not when that person might be (in my case) Shannon Leto.. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity
Axel5238 29
Normally I'd agree everyone has their fantasy. Though the description sounds much more random.
cathrope 10
For some reason, you really don't deserve a girl friend.
kelsorg 21
oh so you know the OP? that was just unnecessary.
arre2006 19
seems like lots of girls are showing their true colors in the comment section too. I blame the media
kelsorg 21
EF your life. but then again, its not every day you get the opportunity to Mack on a famous person lol. still bad gf
Axel5238 29
To be fair it doesn't say they are famous. It could've been a band at a bar and she thought the one of the guys was cute. If it was a once in a life time chance of kissing a celeb one could understand, but the FML doesn't seem to indicate that.
kelsorg 21
fair enough lol.
ksks1234 33
I don't understand the celeb worship. Even if it was some majorly famous musician like Dave Grohl, they are still just another person. They just happen to be better known. Saying "I made out with Dave Grohl" isn't going to comfort me when I am having a bad day. The person I have given my life, trust, love will. He will always be bigger than any celebrity to me.