Would you like some ranch with your sausage pizza?

*cough* "No, sir. There are no anchovies on this pizza. That fishy smell must be something else."

If they were attractive why are you complaining? If they wern't...... I'm sorry OP.

I never had a female prizza deliverer.

wow....they have colonies now

Brings a whole new meaning to sausage fest.... Oh wait no it doesn't

I've never had prizza..

Pizza guy: "Yea I have a pizza for Ben Dover" Nudist: ;)

I mean pizza girl

Why the hell do people do that??

As a general rule, nudists are old, fat and ugly. At least on the east coast.

But on the west coast they are sexy and fine.

37, what do you mean NOW they have nudist colonies? That's what they've always been called..

why is it that most nudists are older?

just like you ODed on tanning....

It's my dick in a box!

No no no its Pizza Guy ("Jim"): I got a pizza delivery for a "ranch on ur sausage" Nudist: *poker face*

No no no its Pizza Guy ("Jim"): I got a pizza delivery for a "ranch on ur sausage" Nudist: *poker face*

I see what you did there :P

32: what does attractiveness have to do with anything?

OP will never see pepperoni in the same light.

It's a good thing u can't get a boner haha,

Yesss hahaha

At least OP can use Obliviate to wipe the experience from her memory.

I'm guessing the problem is that they're old. Old people just don't give a fuck!

Yea lol

Op is a girl...

Ha!!

Yo I think you're a nudist

Haha I remember that one

No shit it's less than 2 days old

no it's dlord, as in dicklord.

97-worst comment. Not even funny.....

A bit affective to fml??

I moderated this, and it said "old lady vagina... Ew." I think it got edited before being posted.

One time my taxi driver's name was Semen.

What the hell?

Yeah he was indian

Lol can someone say yeast infection? ;D

^ yeast infection.

Goat cheeeese.

Not Goatse cheese?

76-perdix, after reading that comment I dub you the king of bosses.

Unless the OP was a lesbian, the upside/downside equation would be reversed. Of course, women don't think it's a treat to see the cocks and balls of disgusting men (otherwise, I'd be a flasher;) )

Just to make things straight...uhm...op is a girl

Which brings us to a girls point of view. You get to see some good male genitalia, or boobies and some pootang. Also it depends if there are some nice looking or old, fat, (etc.) people. But hey it's what you like. ;) Made the correction.

genitalia in a nudist colony is rarely "good"

All the sexy nudists are strippers, the bad ones go here :/

This is why a pizza delivery person is like a gynecologist - they can look all they like, but they can't eat.

If your bi-sexual you get the best of both worlds.

Some ppl need to keep their mouth shut

A-TEEN, stop! Just stop.

An attractive nudist is rare.

Your profile pic is sooo mean And sooo friggin hilairious!!!