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*cough* "No, sir. There are no anchovies on this pizza. That fishy smell must be something else."
I never had a female prizza deliverer.
wow....they have colonies now
Brings a whole new meaning to sausage fest.... Oh wait no it doesn't
I've never had prizza..
Pizza guy: "Yea I have a pizza for Ben Dover" Nudist: ;)
I mean pizza girl
Why the hell do people do that??
As a general rule, nudists are old, fat and ugly. At least on the east coast.
37, what do you mean NOW they have nudist colonies? That's what they've always been called..
why is it that most nudists are older?
It's my dick in a box!
I see what you did there :P
Today, our pizza delivery guy had clothes on. My children are scarred for life...FML
I guess there was extra sausage in that order
It's a good thing u can't get a boner haha,
At least OP can use Obliviate to wipe the experience from her memory.
Op is a girl...
Ha!!
Yo I think you're a nudist
Hopefully your nickname isn't now Dickeye like that other FMLer.
97-worst comment. Not even funny.....
A bit affective to fml??
I moderated this, and it said "old lady ******... Ew." I think it got edited before being posted.
One time my taxi driver's name was Semen.
What the hell?
Yeah he was indian
Usually, people in nudist colonies are the people for whom clothing was invented in the first place! I'll bet the OP is not going to be able to look at pepperoni the same way again...or cottage cheese.
Lol can someone say yeast infection? ;D
^ yeast infection.
The upside for you is that you get to see free pootang and boobies. The downside for you is that you get to see some dick and balls. Consider yourself semi-lucky/unlucky.
Just to make things straight...uhm...op is a girl
Which brings us to a girls point of view. You get to see some good male genitalia, or boobies and some pootang. Also it depends if there are some nice looking or old, fat, (etc.) people. But hey it's what you like. ;) Made the correction.
genitalia in a nudist colony is rarely "good"
All the sexy nudists are strippers, the bad ones go here :/
This is why a pizza delivery person is like a gynecologist - they can look all they like, but they can't eat.
If your bi-sexual you get the best of both worlds.
A-TEEN, stop! Just stop.
An attractive nudist is rare.
Its amazing how the thought of a nudist colony is paradise, but the reality is somewhere between disappointing and disgusting
Your profile pic is sooo mean And sooo friggin hilairious!!!
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I bet their tip wasn't in cash.
I guess there was extra sausage in that order