Uh oh he is going to start a new tradition on New Years.

Happy New Years! Now here are the divorce papers. Got to start the New Years off right I guess..

At least he got one of his resolutions done. That's quite admirable in my opinion.

What a cock gargler.

Well, that's a new one!

*cock juggling thundercunt

Penis monger.

Individual of ill manners.

Butt goblin?

Cum guzzler

For some reason 2's picture just makes this so much better

cockholster..

I'm sticking to asscandle. God, I love that word.

This is as subjective as it can get.

sperm nugget?

Great way to start the year!

I'm sorry for you OP :(

This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.

Asscandle? Asshat? Assfucker? Assbottle?

Ass muncher, Ass strangler, Ass puppet, Ass gremlin.....

fuckass

Maybe excrement delivery system. :(

#5, that's what adjectives and adverbs are for.

Ass cricket

Fucking ass dick prick

Cum guzzling ass muncher?

May I interest you in a 2011 Douchenozzle with dual overhead cams and 9, count 'em, 9 cup holders?

It's more powerful than even a 2013 Asshole.

shithead

Why is he an asshole?

Oh I'm so sorry. Maybe you're not sorry, maybe he was a dick. Oh shit i'm not very good in these kinds of situations..

Is it just me or does #6 apologize in a lot of her comments?

sometimes life gives you lemons,now it is divorce papers,sucks for you op :(

OP's husband's name is life? That's pretty awesome.

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a papercut.

I know someone named Leif. It's pronounced as life, though. It's pretty cool, too.

sometimes, you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew.

Just make sure to put those lemons to good use. Lemon grenades perchance

Well, at least you can find someone better now

ouch I'm sorry

You should have gave him a midnight kick in the balls

given*

96- sorry,I didn't notice my mistake