By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 103
You deserved it 5 546

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xxhollilollixx 6

This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.


Uh oh he is going to start a new tradition on New Years. Happy New Years! Now here are the divorce papers. Got to start the New Years off right I guess..

At least he got one of his resolutions done. That's quite admirable in my opinion.

lyskiss 10

This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.

Asscandle? Asshat? Assfucker? Assbottle?

Ass muncher, Ass strangler, Ass puppet, Ass gremlin.....

perdix 29

#5, that's what adjectives and adverbs are for.

Misskayfoyer 14
perdix 29

May I interest you in a 2011 Douchenozzle with dual overhead cams and 9, count 'em, 9 cup holders? It's more powerful than even a 2013 Asshole.

xSunnyOlivia 17

Oh I'm so sorry. Maybe you're not sorry, maybe he was a dick. Oh shit i'm not very good in these kinds of situations..

Is it just me or does #6 apologize in a lot of her comments?

sometimes life gives you lemons,now it is divorce papers,sucks for you op :(

OP's husband's name is life? That's pretty awesome.

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a papercut.

I know someone named Leif. It's pronounced as life, though. It's pretty cool, too.

yoursucklives 36

sometimes, you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew.

Just make sure to put those lemons to good use. Lemon grenades perchance

Well, at least you can find someone better now

UltimateGIRness 16

You should have gave him a midnight kick in the balls