Holy functioning penis batman!

I literally lol'd at this and my boss looked at me like I was on drugs.

Story of my life

I am not sure why OP is upset, isn't this good news for later in OPs life? Like male pattern baldness, but no ED in the family ;-)

Sorry your grandpa shared something so personal, but if his "peter" didn't work, you wouldn't be here…

he meant that it still works despite his age

I'm an idiot who didn't realize the fml said "great grandfather" in time to edit my comment, sorry

I know

Very true

So you should feel grateful when your great grandfather informs you of something you really didn't want to know, just because he used helped create you?
Uh no, you shouldn't feel grateful at all. I think I'd puke in my mouth.

I never said OP should be grateful, in fact, I apologized for what OP's great grandfather said, I was simply stating something.

Good to know. I guess.

Propose a jack off with him and see if he can still say the same

That's just disgusting, someone pass me the brain bleach please.

#16, your profile pic fits perfectly with your comment,

Wow #32, I've never heard anyone say that before.

But I did hear someone say that. it was #32

Read 33's profile and it'll all make sense

Well, good for him!

Depending on their gender, maybe good for OP too!

your grandpa is awesome

Tell him it's a bit tiny at 4" but it smells like a foot.

wtf??

He ain't wrong actually. Congrats to him, don't forget, your granddad came from said "Peeter."

This is great news!

So why's this an FML? High five the guy, I'd say things like these give hope to men everywhere! :)