By yamaha_313 - 11/08/2015 04:20 - United States - Wartburg

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Today, my 82-year-old great grandfather informed me that his "peeter" still works, and that most guys his age can't say the same. FML
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jayennachristine 23
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Holy functioning penis batman!

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sturschaedel 27
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Well, good for him!

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jayennachristine 23
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Holy functioning penis batman!

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JMichael 25

I literally lol'd at this and my boss looked at me like I was on drugs.

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jayennachristine 23
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Story of my life

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MrsDruidess 23
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I am not sure why OP is upset, isn't this good news for later in OPs life? Like male pattern baldness, but no ED in the family ;-)

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RWBYRose 21
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Sorry your grandpa shared something so personal, but if his "peter" didn't work, you wouldn't be here…

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_kristaaxo 24
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he meant that it still works despite his age

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RWBYRose 21
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I'm an idiot who didn't realize the fml said "great grandfather" in time to edit my comment, sorry

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ILikeKoalas 24
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So you should feel grateful when your great grandfather informs you of something you really didn't want to know, just because he used helped create you? Uh no, you shouldn't feel grateful at all. I think I'd puke in my mouth.

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RWBYRose 21
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I never said OP should be grateful, in fact, I apologized for what OP's great grandfather said, I was simply stating something.

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jozhe 21
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Good to know. I guess.

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fariss 14
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Propose a jack off with him and see if he can still say the same

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Sandsh8rk 36
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That's just disgusting, someone pass me the brain bleach please.

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chuchusheep 19
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#16, your profile pic fits perfectly with your comment,

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Wow #32, I've never heard anyone say that before.

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paravoz 30

But I did hear someone say that. it was #32

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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Read 33's profile and it'll all make sense

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sturschaedel 27
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Well, good for him!

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RenoTheRhino 30

Depending on their gender, maybe good for OP too!

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kobomk 5
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your grandpa is awesome

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Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Tell him it's a bit tiny at 4" but it smells like a foot.

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1dvs_bstd 41

He ain't wrong actually. Congrats to him, don't forget, your granddad came from said "Peeter."

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IamOnur 5
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This is great news!

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DukeLeto 14
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So why's this an FML? High five the guy, I'd say things like these give hope to men everywhere! :)

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