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With friends like these…

By marz88 - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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tingting1 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:49

oooh yuckk good job on keeping your friend safe though :)

meezer008 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:50

u sound like a good friend

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tingting1 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:49

oooh yuckk good job on keeping your friend safe though :)

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:59

Sounds taaasty.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:49

In some cultures, that means she wants your body. Go for it, dude.

alleyes 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:05

experience speaking? I bet your the party favorite

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:44

Well, I am "the nauseated drunk" at every party, but I've never barfed on anyone... And I'm generally not "the slutty drunk" no matter what that FB quiz says!