With friends like these…

By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
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oooh yuckk good job on keeping your friend safe though :)

meezer008 0

u sound like a good friend

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oooh yuckk good job on keeping your friend safe though :)

Ajjas013 6

Sounds taaasty.

In some cultures, that means she wants your body. Go for it, dude.

experience speaking? I bet your the party favorite

Well, I am "the nauseated drunk" at every party, but I've never barfed on anyone... And I'm generally not "the slutty drunk" no matter what that FB quiz says!

A12223 0

stfu cunt

meezer008 0

u sound like a good friend

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You're an idiot. Drunk driving isn't something to joke about.

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Until you kill somebody.

Open your mouth. OM NOM NOM How did it taste?

Like chicken.

That's what he said.

el393way 0

ewww that's gross. sucky way to be repaid for being responsible.

Rofl, I would have been so pissed and made them walk home.

tiancai 0

He should've just jerked off on her face and call it even ;)

Drewsius 0

You mean, you were rudely awakened? FYL, because that really sucks. You're a good friend, though.

well you did the right thing by not letting her drive, and letting her stay at your place. though i wouldn't have let her stay on my bed :P

No kidding. Make the bitch sleep on the couch. Also next time you should probably put newspaper around her sleeping area.

Ooooooooo ]:o Harsh. At least you kept her safe :)