Public freakout time

By camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 196
You deserved it 47 780

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You confused your girlfriend who a male capable of knocking you unconscious?


lesson learned. don't grab chuck norris' butt

yummycupkake 0

he only knocked you unconscious cause he knew you wouldn't approve of the things he'd do to you if you were concioue ;)

I see you aren't totally unconscious because you remember this…

codyjeffers97 0

how did he accidentally nock you out?

KingGeorgeGal 12

The real FML would be if you actually liked it.

itsmeyippie 0

27 it says " the guys butt I grabbed accidentally" then "knocked me out" I may not have copied it exactly right but it means... and I was confused about that too at first

does your girl also beat you in wrestling?

yeah he wanted more but got a bit too excited

yummycupkake 0

37, probably but he deserves it for sending txts on his sisters phone saying she has chlamydia

If you want payback against that guy, give him a little spanking next time.

talensledge1 0

Your comment made me laugh a little bit.

MfailK 0

should have said no **** and all would have ended well

MrFlintstone 5

was he wearing the same clothes are something WTF

tootsie5790 0

Wow Ur GF Either Has A Man Butt Or The Mans Butt U Grabbed Had A Female Butt

"Dude, I'm sorry. You just totally look like my girlfriend." *knocked unconscious again*

itsmeyippie 0

since he grabbed the guys butt thinking it was his girlfriends, is the man girly or is the girl masculine but he got knocked out.....

this is made up because I read another one of your storys and you said you were had a boyfriend

Yes the. smokey ran up like 'you just got knocked the **** out'!

calebobadiah 0

really? today some quire grabbed my butt today, so I knocked him unconscious.

Queer*.... quire isn't even close to a word.

lukehappygilmore 4

I would've turned around and showed him my wiener. ask him if he would wanna grab that too

If your light switch is on for four hours or more, call an electrician

ur gf must have a brutal looking ass...

lukehappygilmore 4

all guys are pigs. get used to it lol

DeadxManxWalking 27

if only I had bacon for every pig in the world

anotherNERD12560 0

hey, at least he admits it, right ?

lukehappygilmore 4

why'd my comment get moderated? all I said was that all guys were pigs

who really cares as long as she WOULD (?)have been ok with it, no harm, no foul

You confused your girlfriend who a male capable of knocking you unconscious?

am I the only one who realizes that his girlfriend looks like a guy? that a pretty bad mistake

xxsarahfxx 6

Or the guy looks like a girl. :)

ArielTheMermaid 17

Yeah man, you've got bigger problems if you mistook a guy for your girlfriend.....

raymel 5
Lauren10102 3

it's funny how the word "dumbass" applies sooo well

AnotherRandomPer 0

He's not going to prison for grabbing a guy's butt, dumbass.

I've seen 2 comments from you and I already hate you.