Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
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Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
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Top comments
PA88 0
I don't think this is an FML. Your favorite band's singer was on top of you...WIN. Okay so you hit your head...but again..singer pinning you to the ground.
blueworld_fml 0
Always save the star. You at least get an autograph or something?
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Comments (111)
blueworld_fml 0
Always save the star. You at least get an autograph or something?
no1askdu 5
I got so bored reading this FML that i forgot what my real reply was.... so YDI for making me forget things
8trickster8 0
What a clever and witty response no1askdu! I'm glad you replied to the first post so I could find it easier.
neonokku 0
Why did no one attempt to catch him?
MyzticHydra 0
she got something better than a autograph she got a imprint of him on top of her :)
NoMercy1 0
The guy obviously wasn't a star. Only one loser tried to catch him. A loser who, for giving rock star status to some guy who can't even stage dive, totally deserved it.
Pootato88 15
I **** *****
arsefuckingwater 0
second haha, at least you tried man.
SaintJimmy 0
Was the concert at least good? What band?
isthatmymuffin 0
I feel like if the band was actually good....she wouldn't have been the only one to try and catch him.
FreddyLunch 0
It says "A local concert" I doubt we would have heard of the band.
cataelophobia 1
i kinda wished this was a "he stage dived and i got a handful of crotch!" being sandwiched between sweaty and concrete isnt bad either tho.
robert_dk3 0
5th!
arsefuckingwater 0
yeah
lexiBRo 0
lol... I was thinking the same thing...what did everyone jump out the way when he jumped in?? Im sure he wouldnt have jumped if it were only OP standing there.
JHH483 0
Well it's always possible that this guy joined the band... http://tinyurl.com/new-band-member
robert_dk3 0
6th xD
drinkupgorgeous 0
Haha what the hell? He just was on top of you singing? awwwwwkwaaaard.
Sessee 4
Was it one of the Jonas Brothers? If so, it would explain why nobody else caught him.
cardboardtastes 0
Probably Kevin.
spongebobrocks 0
LOL win.
LexSwift 17
Lmfao.
danaloren 3
Lolol WIN(:
mk58 31
Ewwww, Kevin.
PA88 0
I don't think this is an FML. Your favorite band's singer was on top of you...WIN. Okay so you hit your head...but again..singer pinning you to the ground.
timtam24 0
Yeah i agree, if the lead singer of my fav band was on me i'd try to make him stay there
rukiafujioka 0
Definably. If my favorite singer is pinning me to the ground, I'm wrapping my legs around him and making sure he stays there.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I agree with you three SO MUCH. XD If, say, it was Ville Vallo, from the band H.I.M., or some other sex god like that. Although from the way the FML described the situation, I'm afraid the case at hand was less sexy. XD *lol*
shamille 5
oh good i thought i was the only one! haha glomps galore. i just hope she's okay--she said she hit her head O.o
meikaze 9
I'm lucky enough to have had the singer of my favorite band as a friend for years now. Also he has fallen on top of me in drunken stumbles. Yay, win?
maria12_fml 0
That's when you gotta make your move and roll on TOP of him, kiss him or something sexy and the rest will be history. Probably not but maybe!
chowyuk 0
fyl for beIng a singers only fan.