FML : Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:32 / France

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By alexandraa_fml | 0

#819573 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:34

Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

By pooter_stink | 0

#819546 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:26

Billy Madison anyone???

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By Eaglestrike117 | 29

#819532 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:24

LAST

Eaglestrike117 | 29

#819547 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:26

Sorry. That does suck though. Did it smell?

Seannnn | 0

#819559 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:29

lmao :p, fyl bro XD

daniel1_1 | 13

#819561 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:30

lol

cdilink | 0

#819711 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:27

GOOD AS HELL

MetroidSlayer01 | 8

#820129 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:35

what are you replying to?

iluvsidney | 0

#820139 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:37

why in the world would u put ytdi

iluvsidney | 0

#820145 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:40



mfmylifesrsly | 29

#820275 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 03:12

@57 because one should know it was dogshit on fire. lol reminds me of disturbia (the movie).

xboxsucks | 0

#820300 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 03:21

haha that's great stuff!!! I do it all the time.

picabo889 | 11

#820371 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 03:38

well obviously ahaha, classic

strawberry6826 | 0

#820449 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 04:00

how would u kno. for all th op knows it cuda been a bag of leaves.

Rapture333 | 0

#820562 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 04:31

for a second I thought it said put in fire, then dissapointed

bear_blaster | 0

#820864 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 05:55

@81 oh yeah cause everybody lights bags of leaves on ppls porches, dumbass

bigone135 | 0

#820981 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 06:47

I'd like to bang u with my ten incher [email protected]

demonic562 | 0

#821090 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 07:44

ur hot

responses | 0

#821488 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:47

I've never understood why they set it on fire?is it because it smells worse on fire?

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#821691 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 03:07

@115 who's hot?

jordpears | 0

#821979 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 05:40

you ;)

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#822521 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 09:51

oh lol thanks haha

blackmessiah | 0

#823994 - Thursday 4 February 2010 06:41

it was probably me.

xthetisx | 0

#1074913 - Friday 9 July 2010 05:55

it's because when people see something on fire on their front porch their initial reaction is to put it out with their foot..

itchyballs | 0

#1126188 - Friday 23 July 2010 01:13

ha! man i love lightin shit on peoples porches. one guy chased us for an hour afterwards

By pottie69 | 0

#819535 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:24

By pooter_stink | 0

#819546 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:26

Billy Madison anyone???

basketballFMLs | 0

#820183 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:48

haha yeah he probably copied it of off that

Blame_The_Dog | 0

#1047364 - Monday 28 June 2010 08:18

that's what you get for not keeping your lights on during Halloween mo'fuckahh!

By ily1210 | 10

#819549 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:26

LMFAO that hilarious my bro use to do that to people

superHydrate | 4

#819560 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:30

right on einstien!! is that how you write einstine??

ipooprainbows | 0

#819839 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:15

close, Einstein. lol!

judea95 | 16

#5651865 - Saturday 31 August 2013 11:13

Your brother is a dick

By fuckedupp | 0

#819564 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:30

Woow someone had it out for you. or you just happened to have a house that caught their attention. let's hope it was the later.

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#819573 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:34

krislea10 | 0

#819589 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:41

#11 you know your stuff =) I mean obviously burning poo isn't gonna be good but I didn't know it could do all that.....

DonkeyDelight | 0

#819695 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:20

You certainly know your flaming poop, from experience?

HoesInaBox | 0

#819750 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 12:40

alright so now it is scientifically proven that burning poo can lead to death. future nobel prize for #11 :)

ShadowzI | 0

#819816 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:05

I know who to turn to for advice on combusted fecal mater.

ipooprainbows | 0

#819855 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:19

and its blue. don't forget about that! i've taken numerous high level science courses, including medical microbiology, and i've never heard that. i guess teenagers on fml know way more about the health hazards of flaming poo than all those doctorate degrees.......

boatkicker | 4

#819884 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:35

Not to mention, even if it did cause all those (semi-existant, and yet unrelated) problems, you'd think it would cause them by being near it, or touching it with skin. Not stepping on it, presumably with a shoe (because who steps on fire, barefoot!)

iknowthatguy | 0

#819975 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:58

flamming bags of poo cause blue balls? son of a...

ipooprainbows | 0

#819996 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:02

lol! ^ and i thought cancer was the leading cause of death in the US. hmm. learn something new every day on fml

alexandraa_fml | 0

#820056 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:15

I would like to say I have a Masters in BS...... Biomecular Scientology. I know what I am talking about.

alexisthename | 0

#820087 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:22

LOL @ people getting mad at you because they think you're serious Your name rocks, by the way.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#820104 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 02:26

I laughed so hard when I came back and saw all this, Lol. Ohh thanks! So does yours!! :)

alexandraa_fml | 0

#820296 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 03:20

Oh boohoo. Please. It may not be YOUR idea of funny but just because we dont share the same sense of humor doesn't mean you have to jump down my throat.