Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
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2/2/2010 17:32
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alexandraa_fml
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Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.
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pooter_stink
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Billy Madison anyone???
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Eaglestrike117
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LAST
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Eaglestrike117
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Sorry. That does suck though. Did it smell?
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Seannnn
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lmao :p, fyl bro XD
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daniel1_1
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lol
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cdilink
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GOOD AS HELL
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MetroidSlayer01
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what are you replying to?
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iluvsidney
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why in the world would u put ytdi
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iluvsidney
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mfmylifesrsly
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@57 because one should know it was dogshit on fire.
lol reminds me of disturbia (the movie).
lol reminds me of disturbia (the movie).
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xboxsucks
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haha that's great stuff!!! I do it all the time.
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picabo889
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well obviously
ahaha, classic
ahaha, classic
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strawberry6826
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how would u kno. for all th op knows it cuda been a bag of leaves.
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Rapture333
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for a second I thought it said put in fire, then dissapointed
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bear_blaster
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@81 oh yeah cause everybody lights bags of leaves on ppls porches, dumbass
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bigone135
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demonic562
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ur hot
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responses
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I've never understood why they set it on fire?is it because it smells worse on fire?
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mfmylifesrsly
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@115
who's hot?
who's hot?
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jordpears
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you ;)
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mfmylifesrsly
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oh lol thanks haha
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blackmessiah
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it was probably me.
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xthetisx
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it's because when people see something on fire on their front porch their initial reaction is to put it out with their foot..
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itchyballs
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ha! man i love lightin shit on peoples porches. one guy chased us for an hour afterwards
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pottie69
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pooter_stink
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Billy Madison anyone???
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basketballFMLs
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haha yeah he probably copied it of off that
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Blame_The_Dog
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that's what you get for not keeping your lights on during Halloween mo'fuckahh!
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ily1210
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LMFAO that hilarious my bro use to do that to people
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superHydrate
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right on einstien!! is that how you write einstine??
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ipooprainbows
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close, Einstein. lol!
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judea95
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Your brother is a dick
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fuckedupp
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Woow someone had it out for you. or you just happened to have a house that caught their attention. let's hope it was the later.
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alexandraa_fml
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Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.
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krislea10
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#11 you know your stuff =) I mean obviously burning poo isn't gonna be good but I didn't know it could do all that.....
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DonkeyDelight
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You certainly know your flaming poop, from experience?
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HoesInaBox
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alright so now it is scientifically proven that burning poo can lead to death. future nobel prize for #11 :)
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ShadowzI
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I know who to turn to for advice on combusted fecal mater.
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ipooprainbows
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and its blue. don't forget about that! i've taken numerous high level science courses, including medical microbiology, and i've never heard that. i guess teenagers on fml know way more about the health hazards of flaming poo than all those doctorate degrees.......
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boatkicker
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Not to mention, even if it did cause all those (semi-existant, and yet unrelated) problems, you'd think it would cause them by being near it, or touching it with skin. Not stepping on it, presumably with a shoe (because who steps on fire, barefoot!)
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iknowthatguy
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flamming bags of poo cause blue balls? son of a...
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ipooprainbows
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lol! ^ and i thought cancer was the leading cause of death in the US. hmm. learn something new every day on fml
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alexandraa_fml
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I would like to say I have a Masters in BS...... Biomecular Scientology. I know what I am talking about.
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alexisthename
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LOL @ people getting mad at you because they think you're serious
Your name rocks, by the way.
Your name rocks, by the way.
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alexandraa_fml
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I laughed so hard when I came back and saw all this, Lol. Ohh thanks! So does yours!! :)
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alexandraa_fml
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Oh boohoo. Please. It may not be YOUR idea of funny but just because we dont share the same sense of humor doesn't mean you have to jump down my throat.
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ipooprainbows
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i thought BS = bull shit
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ipooprainbows
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nobody is getting mad, just having a discussion.
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airforce987
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congradafuckinlations you guys are pathetic!!!
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rockediny
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veggieman, ur a doucebag. try to relax.
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HoesInaBox
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i pity you. I guess sarcasm is not meant for everyone ^
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mrmystery96
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wow 37, 40, and 42 are way too literal. I mea n seriously, it's called sarcasm!
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alexandraa_fml
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It obviously contributed to a few giggles atleast.. :( Oh well, it's alright, none taken.
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omnistryder
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arguing on the internet is like competing in the worlds smallest penis competition... there is no winner.
not trying to offend anyone, just stop
not trying to offend anyone, just stop
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Zills
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95 = win
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bear_blaster
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veggie man, your an asshole, and Alexandraa you are beautifull
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alexandraa_fml
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Why thankyou :)
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CallMeHush
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Veggieman, reach around, pull the stick out of your butt and lighten up.
:D
:D
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freaky592
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1 word....... NERD!!!!! lol jk but you really know ur stuff
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mikegg
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i laughed at this because she's a blonde. go ahead, negitive vote this. just my opinion :x
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Pearljammer001
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you, err good ma'am, win! ^^^
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HinduSpartan
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THAT POOP AGAIN! lol fyl
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Pearljammer001
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btw that win belongs to #11
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ncurtsak
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that really sucks you must have done something to deserve it I bet or maybe it was a friend??