Indeed

OP is angry because the boss made him cut his hair, I don't think it's good that he has hort hair.

OP is angry because his boss called him girly looking and an idiot.

His boss said he was girly looking and looked like an idiot when he had long hair.

Why? OP might have suited long hair. Even if not, he might have felt more comfortable with it and it might have fitted better with his general style, you don't know. Quit being a douche bag.

It doesn't matter what's "in". What matters is what makes him happy.

Flow is in

Who the hell said that was "in?"

You sound like esme squalor.

Mullets are "in" in my town. That doesn't mean people should get one!

78, I would hate to live in your town...

No.

that was not "hairy" funny.

Your right, it was "hairy punny"

That pun was hairrendous

That pun was hairrible.

double the pay check. :D

5 & 35: Sounds like a bad sitcom in the makings.

Still better than Honey Boo Boo, I'm sure.

That is awesome haha

Damn, just realised I actually could've made a pun out of this phrase. *Mull-et. DAYUM

Whatever you do don't cut the mustache.

It's a fake mustachio

Lies. Its a real mustache with an extremely long noodle sticking out to the right

This was meant to be a reply to #4. Awkward...

Souded like a hairy situation.

Awkward? Don't you mean mo-hawk-ward?

OP shouldn't tell his boss that unless he wants to get fired.

"You're fired." Somehow, I don't think that would solve the problem.

Whoops - didn't realize what you meant. I thought you were saying to tell the boss that HE (the boss) is the hairy idiot. My apologies.