By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
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Larawk 8
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The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro

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winnerme123 8

Go buy a wig then train yourself.

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Quinn32 16
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But now you don't have long hair so it's ok...

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tsim14 4
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OP is angry because the boss made him cut his hair, I don't think it's good that he has hort hair.

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capslockisgood 19
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OP is angry because his boss called him girly looking and an idiot.

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Quinn32 16
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His boss said he was girly looking and looked like an idiot when he had long hair.

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charvisioku 22
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Why? OP might have suited long hair. Even if not, he might have felt more comfortable with it and it might have fitted better with his general style, you don't know. Quit being a douche bag.

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Nighthunter 11
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Maybe it was time for the haircut! Short hair is in!

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Metallica36176 16
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It doesn't matter what's "in". What matters is what makes him happy.

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nolicnosnhoj 1

Flow is in

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lemonademixer 7

Who the hell said that was "in?"

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citymayer 7

You sound like esme squalor.

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Ameel_fml 19
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Mullets are "in" in my town. That doesn't mean people should get one!

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HollyDolly660 8
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78, I would hate to live in your town...

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Larawk 8
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The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro

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Liamj774 36
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Well that's not hairy cool....

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mb2_native 15
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that was not "hairy" funny.

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chupacabra141 9
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Your right, it was "hairy punny"

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dinorider_fml 4
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That pun was hairrendous

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NashyzzleTheN 10
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That pun was hairrible.

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winnerme123 8

Go buy a wig then train yourself.

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xlord 27
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double the pay check. :D

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GirlYouNasty 11
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5 & 35: Sounds like a bad sitcom in the makings.

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gntfmlingnow 12
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Still better than Honey Boo Boo, I'm sure.

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mcgshawn 15
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That is awesome haha

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Pleonasm 35
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Hmm, groom self, find out what people really think of me. You've given me a lot to mull over, OP, I'll consider your wise words.

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Pleonasm 35
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Damn, just realised I actually could've made a pun out of this phrase. *Mull-et. DAYUM

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bobeattaco 5
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Whatever you do don't cut the mustache.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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It's a fake mustachio

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sonuskos 6
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Lies. Its a real mustache with an extremely long noodle sticking out to the right

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rhidiculous 4

You must be doing SOMETHING right if you are to be the "new guy's" trainer...your boss is just extremely unprofessional.

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Pleonasm 35
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Yea, OP's pulling his hair out over all this confusion! To get to the root of this mix-up, OP, don't be a-braid to straighten your boss out the good old-fashioned way!

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Pleonasm 35
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This was meant to be a reply to #4. Awkward...

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loserboii 11

Souded like a hairy situation.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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Awkward? Don't you mean mo-hawk-ward?

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anythingmustbe 18
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Then reply Its nice to be working for an ugly faced douche.

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connerwonner 7

OP shouldn't tell his boss that unless he wants to get fired.

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Nbrandwine 7
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You should tell him you're the "hairy idiot". That reaction would be priceless... And awakward.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

"You're fired." Somehow, I don't think that would solve the problem.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Whoops - didn't realize what you meant. I thought you were saying to tell the boss that HE (the boss) is the hairy idiot. My apologies.

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