By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 145
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you don't do a trick like this inside a house glad she's pressing charges

This is why you don't learn FIRE tricks from videos online that could easily be doctored. Although you probably need one now. Doesn't it take YEARS of practice for someone to learn this kind of trick in the real world?

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cool story bro

first thing that comes to mind: poor girl. FHL

hmm guy+fire+trying to impress girlfriend+inside= boom

ur such an idiot

burn her house down... the only logical solution I see here

Maybe until you practice it a lot, and get reeeally good at it, you should practice outside...away from trees...and anything flammable. In fact, asphalt isn't flammable, why don't you go practice in the middle of a freeway?

why in the house? seriously?!? are you THAT stupid? Your mother probably told u not to play with just matches in the house but blowing fire has got to burn something

you dont do that inside stupid

it's kinda shitty that your own gf is pressing charges agianst you, but than agian, you're the dumbass that decided to play with fire indoors. I'm torn on how to vote.

why in the workd would you play with fire inside

Wow OP you're stupid. Not cool at all.

errrr... why in her room? don't EVER blow fire indoors unless you are in a huge place and you are a professional.

yee, kinda like bringing a flamethrower in a house... not a good idea. =l

never do fire tricks inside. duhh

In soviet Russia fire breathes on you

that is the funniest shit I have ever heard. What a sick cunt.

what a fucking dick you ate OP

ydi y the fu** would u do that in her room.... u are an idiot

stupid! fire breathing! you could have burnt your mouth badly (it hurts) and how would you not expect it going everywhere

ever heard of a land called outside?

First thign that comes to my mind: You did this INDOORS?

Fyl! but you should have been in a well ventilated room, or whatever. and FIRST

^^ haha, good one. if your writing a long comment #2 don't expect to be first, and saying first makes you look like an idiot, on another note, you have a good point about the whole ventilated room thing

ok, that sounded really bitchy, I didn't mean it like that, soz XP

u failed. oh well you did try. i did it once and did not even say "first" I just made a comment to the post. That way they don't disappear.

27, sometimes they do anyway. I think the mods hate me since I have relevant posts deleted all the time.

everytime I put MLIA in a post the comment gets deleted lol.

yeah I know what you mean, I got first once and had a relivent post but it got deleted, it might have been because I got two firsts in a row but it still annoyed me

This is why you don't learn FIRE tricks from videos online that could easily be doctored. Although you probably need one now. Doesn't it take YEARS of practice for someone to learn this kind of trick in the real world?

xD I modded this one - I found it really funny, but it's also 3am, so... and yeah, it probably takes years.

Some forms of fire breathing are super easy - just don't breathe in! :P

Women are fucked….

I will definately agree with you^^^^

no 4 my apple kicks ur apples ass

OK guys, lay off the unknown mixture of all drugs known to man for a second and make sense.

I don't know what you mean but had to -1 you because of the Apple in your profile pic and 'Mac' in user name.

you don't do a trick like this inside a house glad she's pressing charges

The whole point of doing it inside is natural selection.

Smooth move!

cute baby. I want to squeeze those chubby cheeks.

You should impress her by imitating the BME Pain Olympics video.

u got no game son!

hahaha you are stupid aren't you op?

yet another kid that hasn't seen the first 10 minutes of Revenge of the Nerds