Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML
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Today, I cooked dinner for the girl I've been dating. Everything was going well until I accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The fire department showed up, and my date spent the rest of the evening flirting with one of the firefighters, so I guess we weren't actually dating? FML
Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife discovered you cannot put out a grease fire with water. I came home to a frantic spouse, a fire department bill, and a newly destroyed kitchen. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
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biass 0
that was a hot date...
DocBastard 40
Tell her you're just a hunka hunka burnin' love.
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Comments (113)
Jimboom 12
Lol, she must really be hot for you after that.
rebel_8645 0
hey at lest you tryed she don't like it you made up for it by leting her meet some new fire fighters guy to talk too it's all good someones goin to get laid out of it
Phustercluck 11
I guess you could say that date went.......up in smoke. YYYEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
gusgus36 5
I can understand that it really sucks, but I think if she at all likes you, she will pass it off as a "haha well that was a disaster but at least it was memorable" and still want to see you. and if she wasn't interested to begin with, well, this didn't make a big difference. remember in Hitch? he brought up her serial killer ancestor and kicked her off a jet ski and yet she still wanted to see him again! lol I don't think all hope is lost!
TheOtherNewest1 6
Yeah, and life is totally like Hitch.
evilcartman 0
rookie
Clarice1 9
I have done that same thing with setting the oil on fire, only mine involved having to shepherd my oblivious little brother and two screeching cats out of the house. But I think if a guy I liked tried to cook me dinner and that happened it'd actually be kind of endearing, and definitely a funny story. As long as there wasn't any serious damage that would be really upsetting, I think you're fine. When you really like someone, they can do something embarrassing and you probably think it's cute, right? Women are more understanding than you think.
Richisme 0
Nice talent OP. You can cook for all the women you want to escape from.
the_pink_panther 0
haha, hot date ;)
monkee7798 0
Lmfao! Sorry it didn't go well, maybe next time you'll just pick her up and take her to some place to eat (like chilis) hahahah. Well, this made my day:D
nerdsgetmehot 23
Well, at least it'll be one of her more memorable dates. :P