Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
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therevolution
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sounds like a hot mess
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princesslayha
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yea and if you ever say that to a girl you won't get any sex cooking or cleaning ^
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therevolution
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sounds like a hot mess
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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Looks like the OP
*puts on glasses*
Couldnt handle the heat and therefore should get out of the kitchen
YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
*puts on glasses*
Couldnt handle the heat and therefore should get out of the kitchen
YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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triple_double
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This is hard to believe that someones first reaction would be to take the frying pan, square up to you, look at you, have a cup of tea together, and then aim it right at your neck.
yay.
yay.
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triple_double
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did i say neck? head... whatever it's late and apparently there's anti flood protection for comments
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jewban
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5 nice one lol
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Shivermeshamrock
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@5
I guess you could say...
*puts on sunglasses*
Random CSI reference.
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
I guess you could say...
*puts on sunglasses*
Random CSI reference.
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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fakeaccountX
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OOOOOOOOOH BURN
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z620
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that's hot...
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sexyschmergel
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wtf
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Alpha35
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o yes OP u got laid by a pan
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breenarae25
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lo
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sirbrainiac
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l
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zinoxity
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2 = Attention whore.
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_HeadShot_
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2 = nice tits
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oh_wow_why_me
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you have a beautiful... face
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PiiMPiiN_DA_H03Z
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2= just like everyone else
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Currentlyonfire
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serves you right for trying to get into some kitchen sex. keep your sausage in your pants before she cooks it fool.
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pengiesully
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atleast she's in the kitchen
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jcortez1594
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Right where she belongs
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ZERO530
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I Told that Bitch To Make Me A Sandwich
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77taylah33
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41 eff off
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Elmo_1526
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dumbshit -___-
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doctordoom
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haha she was in the kitchen doin her job shoulda left her alone
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77taylah33
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hey girls jobs are not just in the kitchen yer we cook but that is not what we are here for,,
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christianSRA
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liar it's all your needed for sex cooking and cleaning ;)
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princesslayha
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yea and if you ever say that to a girl you won't get any sex cooking or cleaning ^
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ujonesy
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no..it's definitely where you women folk belong.
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77taylah33
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38 and 51 if you keep saying that then you will be alone with a messy house, empty belly and a virgin
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borkchop1992
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38 51 yes 64 no
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lexxyolivia
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damn. i was just about to make that joke(:
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EXTREMOAMADEUS
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sexist bastards like u die alone
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Jojo08_fml
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you guys are douches
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EXTREMOAMADEUS
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doctor doom shall die alone due to his igborant comment
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54754N4
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as if 1 comment will decide his fate. He might be a sexist right now but the way you judgemental folks feel that u know exactly how he'll turn up later on is way lamer. leave him be, he chose to think that way.
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gozar_fml
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I'm going to automatically mark ydi on any fml that uses the word "apparently".
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wisftovpfr
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haha, I will as well. good plan. "Today I bla bla bla, apparently I bla bla. FML"
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wisftovpfr
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this is fake. whose initial reaction is to lift a hot pan and turn exactly the right amount to hit someone's head
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tmd4L
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i'm guessing it's not hard to hit someone with a frying pan.
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ladybuuggy
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...riiiight..likely story. stop walking on your toes and actually make a sound and that wouldn't happen
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cantthinkofuser
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Thats what happens when you disturb a woman in the kitchen :P
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SuperGrinder86
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Give her a Cleveland steamer as payback!
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Lizza330
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What is that?
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Lizza330
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I'd say that you kind of deserved it, because you startled her, but then again why would her reaction be to hit you with a hot pan? She should've looked to see who it was before doing anything.
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CatEyes66
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I thought the same thing, maybe she has been in a bad situation like that before and knew how to handle it.