By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
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therevolution 0

sounds like a hot mess

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princesslayha 0

yea and if you ever say that to a girl you won't get any sex cooking or cleaning ^

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therevolution 0

sounds like a hot mess

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Looks like the OP *puts on glasses* Couldnt handle the heat and therefore should get out of the kitchen YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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triple_double 1

This is hard to believe that someones first reaction would be to take the frying pan, square up to you, look at you, have a cup of tea together, and then aim it right at your neck. yay.

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triple_double 1

did i say neck? head... whatever it's late and apparently there's anti flood protection for comments

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Shivermeshamrock 0

@5 I guess you could say... *puts on sunglasses* Random CSI reference. YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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Currentlyonfire 4

serves you right for trying to get into some kitchen sex. keep your sausage in your pants before she cooks it fool.

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pengiesully 0

atleast she's in the kitchen

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jcortez1594 0

Right where she belongs

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ZERO530 5

I Told that Bitch To Make Me A Sandwich

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doctordoom 0

haha she was in the kitchen doin her job shoulda left her alone

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77taylah33 0

hey girls jobs are not just in the kitchen yer we cook but that is not what we are here for,,

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christianSRA 0

liar it's all your needed for sex cooking and cleaning ;)

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princesslayha 0

yea and if you ever say that to a girl you won't get any sex cooking or cleaning ^

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ujonesy 0

no..it's definitely where you women folk belong.

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77taylah33 0

38 and 51 if you keep saying that then you will be alone with a messy house, empty belly and a virgin

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borkchop1992 15

38 51 yes 64 no

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lexxyolivia 0

damn. i was just about to make that joke(:

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Jojo08_fml 0

you guys are douches

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EXTREMOAMADEUS 0

doctor doom shall die alone due to his igborant comment

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54754N4 14

as if 1 comment will decide his fate. He might be a sexist right now but the way you judgemental folks feel that u know exactly how he'll turn up later on is way lamer. leave him be, he chose to think that way.

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gozar_fml 1

I'm going to automatically mark ydi on any fml that uses the word "apparently".

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wisftovpfr 0

haha, I will as well. good plan. "Today I bla bla bla, apparently I bla bla. FML"

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wisftovpfr 0

this is fake. whose initial reaction is to lift a hot pan and turn exactly the right amount to hit someone's head

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tmd4L 7

i'm guessing it's not hard to hit someone with a frying pan.

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ladybuuggy 0

...riiiight..likely story. stop walking on your toes and actually make a sound and that wouldn't happen

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cantthinkofuser 0

Thats what happens when you disturb a woman in the kitchen :P

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Lizza330 28

I'd say that you kind of deserved it, because you startled her, but then again why would her reaction be to hit you with a hot pan? She should've looked to see who it was before doing anything.

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CatEyes66 0

I thought the same thing, maybe she has been in a bad situation like that before and knew how to handle it.

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