Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Toilet: Dude! Boundaries!

Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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Busting makes me feel good

By NotASquirrel - 12/03/2016 05:29 - United States - Bronx

Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Is it wrong that I laughed because I thought of Ghostbusters as I read that last part? Fuhohohoho!~

WeeWizeL 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Must have pissed you off...

Comments

andiles 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:31

first

iBanana 17

Sunday 6 March 2011 5:19

Either his wife was having a baby and he had to hurry, or... his husband was in the process of adopting.

hellogoodbye1996 6

Sunday 6 March 2011 5:32

today, I had to pee so bad I could barley hold it. I ran to the bathroom, and the guy in the first urinal was taking to long. I had to use the same urinal as him. FML.

ScaughtieHolden 11

Sunday 6 March 2011 13:02

Did he buy you dinner?

andyp010 10

Sunday 6 March 2011 13:56

Yellow Light-Saber fight lol

Alpha35 4

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:02

LMFAO HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:19

I'm pretty sure that makes you gay op

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Is it wrong that I laughed because I thought of Ghostbusters as I read that last part? Fuhohohoho!~

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:58

No darling, perfectly normal!

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 6 March 2011 2:40

Hahaha, nope! When I read the part about crossing the streams, I yelled in my head "Nooo! Don't cross the streams!" It makes you awesome in my book =D

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Sunday 6 March 2011 2:57

I, too, thought of this immediately. LOL. I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go!

sueannpalma 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 4:53

same with me lmao

Uscdrew1 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 5:29

Best movie ever.

kona314 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 6:26

Totally thought of it too, you're not crazy ;)

nmitche95 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:45

when there is something weird, in the bathroom, who u gonna call?!? GHOSTBUSTERS

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 6 March 2011 8:19

Since when was Charlie Sheen a Ghostbuster though?

Buddy360 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:13

raywilliamjohnson is awesome

shockwave259 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:24

I thought of the same thing XD

alphatoomega 21

Friday 1 March 2013 13:09

I think that's what most people think of. I sure did.

mrnrlson 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

gay

WeeWizeL 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Must have pissed you off...

purplecowchik 5

Sunday 6 March 2011 2:13

Oh I see what you did there! You are quite a funny guy.

Tracy_Evans 2

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:31

LOL

BigBagel 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 10:42

Swordfight!

andyp010 10

Sunday 6 March 2011 13:59

light saber I believe mate

LadiiOfCurves 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 7:49

LMFAO

fizzypop14 3

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:34

when you gotta go you gotta go...

jessicarenee88 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:37

jinx! funny we posted the same comment at the same time...

NirvashType0Spec 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:47

not really cuz you posted it at :35 he posted it at :34

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:32

Come on! Give Jessica some extra credit. She did type a longer comment so it took an extra minute.(: Btw I thought "jinx" before I entered the comment reply section.