Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
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tucansamTommyG
| 12
Good girlfriend you got there.
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ohnowhyme123
| 15
at least you didn't propose
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tucansamTommyG
| 12
Good girlfriend you got there.
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tucansamTommyG
| 12
Didn't mean to sound sarcastic when I said that.
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
Most girls wouldn't do that for their man. He is lucky for sure.
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This is whyI don't drink because I dont want to beer drunk person and wake up feeling extremely sick.
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Just_A_Tree
| 20
If you're careful, you're not sick when you wake up.
But did you really have a good throw back if you didn't throw up?
No seriously though, be smart about it if you drink, and always have a sober friend to take your phone and keys away... A phone in the hand of a drunk can be devastating to any kind of relationship.
But did you really have a good throw back if you didn't throw up?
No seriously though, be smart about it if you drink, and always have a sober friend to take your phone and keys away... A phone in the hand of a drunk can be devastating to any kind of relationship.
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caleb_9756
| 14
#16, "I don't want to beer drunk person". Are you sure you're not already drinking?
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Its a pun
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
I plan to be cremated. So if I made my plans while drunk id imagine my boyfriend would need to pour lots of water on me as well.
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Haggis300
| 25
You're lucky you have such a great girlfriend: ) she's a keeper
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sohigh10
| 34
Funny how girlfriends and boyfriends on FML are always keepers, either sincerely or sarcastically:p
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Steffi3
| 40
Sounds like a great start of the new year!
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MrConcise
| 34
It's never too early to make funeral plans, only to put them into action. ;)
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Classy_Sassy_15
| 15
I made my funeral plans.
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fractured_
| 22
Some nights are just plain wild. Don't worry, you will be fine and it will pass.
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ohnowhyme123
| 15
at least you didn't propose
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Jasim
| 17
That's not an FML moment, that's you being irresponsibly drunk.
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iwanttogotoparis
| 26
Wild night?
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HelloooooNurse
| 20
Sounds like one hell of a party.