Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
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triplebeerox
| 27
I've of course never used the men's bathroom but to me it's crazy that a bunch of guys are standing around with their junk hanging out and peeing. Can they see each other as they pee? I'm glad the women's bathroom has private stalls and we're not sitting and peeing in front of strangers.
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svalaedgren
| 18
Some people don't know the value personal space.
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Alpaca_BAMF
| 8
That sucks
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Mpower121
| 2
Hey, you know something? YOU suck!
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wlddog
| 14
Look,,, I had to go really bad and OP was taking too long. It is not like we started sword fighting.
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ositoakaluis
| 16
you should have has a sword fight there can only be one...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
I think that's what the guy was hoping OP would do.
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Canuck13
| 12
"Don't cross the streams…It would be bad.
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
Words to live by.
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
Words to live by.
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svalaedgren
| 18
Some people don't know the value personal space.
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Pesticides
| 19
I mean seriously, people don't even use adjacent urinals for that reason.
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KeXu
| 6
Lol I'm pretty sure 'inattentiveness towards personal space' wouldn't be enough to make you use the SAME URINAL as someone else.
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ositoakaluis
| 16
sharing is caring and it could be fun
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triplebeerox
| 27
I've of course never used the men's bathroom but to me it's crazy that a bunch of guys are standing around with their junk hanging out and peeing. Can they see each other as they pee? I'm glad the women's bathroom has private stalls and we're not sitting and peeing in front of strangers.
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jw90
| 18
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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FrietvanPiet
| 16
Why does it have to be such a big deal? its just peeing, a natural process. Why act like it is such a big deal?
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RobotSpaceWalrus
| 5
Wow I never thought someone could be condescending about the way they pee. "Dignity"? Do you mean to imply that being comfortable enough to just use a urinal makes you undignified? How does that not sound absurd to you? I use urinals, you don't. That's fine, we're different people, but to judge others for being different for you in of all things the way they pee, is just absurd, and you, by extension, are an idiot.
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fatraptorjesus13
| 9
Eh, I've never seen the issue it's not like (usually) there is guys just staring at the others. Even if they do its just another dude, that I will never see again.
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SpartanCEL
| 6
3, there's now, a lot of the time, mini stalls between the urinals, but we usually opt to go every other anyway, and guys usually can't see because of the mini stall but if there isn't mini stalls, we can only see if we look, or peripheral vision if they're right beside you, unfortunately
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Mini-stalls aren't too common here in the UK. I had some guy in a pub introduce himself and then start singing to me whilst we were stood at the urinals. He even tried to shake my hand.
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ShadowRaptor
| 9
That's why the lines for the ladies rooms are so long...gotta be efficient...
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
That's man code 101. You always leave a urinal between you and other guys. That is if its possible, if not, just look ahead take a piss and leave. Not such a big deal unless you make it into one.
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Kc1001
| 14
no. haven't you ever seen a relaxed piece of junk? we're actually able to conceal it all.
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Chibitalia180
| 6
Lots of public bathrooms have this tiny walls between urinals so you can't look. And even if they don't, you wouldn't really even see another guy's junk unless you actually try to look. Also, that's why lots of people try not to use a urinal that is next to an occupied one.
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badgirl00069
| 19
should have started barking or something Lol nobody likes to stand next to a crazy least then he wouldn't have been in ur bubble
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Pwn17
| 25
Barking? He could just say something instead.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
Also, I'm pretty sure the stranger had some of his own issues. Some how, I don't think barking would have worked. :P
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buckdharma
| 36
Yeah, listen to me dog before you start to wine
That side yours and this side mine
Move it on over
Rock it on over
Move over little dog
A big old dog is movin' in
That side yours and this side mine
Move it on over
Rock it on over
Move over little dog
A big old dog is movin' in
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Pwn17
| 25
Damn. Some people just have no shame.
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Mpower121
| 2
Completely agree. Look at Tom De Longe for example. Cannot sing for shit, and yet he continues to do so. No shame. Some men, really do just wanna watch the world burn.
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Pwn17
| 25
Really? You're really going to go there? Seriously, shut the fuck up. My music taste has nothing to do with this FML, and have done nothing to offend you, asshole.
(For those who don't know, Tom DeLonge is one of the singers of Blink 182, which I have listed on my profile as my favorite band)
(For those who don't know, Tom DeLonge is one of the singers of Blink 182, which I have listed on my profile as my favorite band)
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Pesticides
| 19
there's always that one guy...
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Queensland
| 27
Seems like urine trouble. ;)
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luminos77
| 3
Awesome haha
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BexBaby86
| 21
Avoid eye contact? Just kidding. Awkward time... Guess he doesn't get personal space. Let alone waiting until you were done. Got to love public bathrooms and the nightmares that happen inside of them. Hope your next one is a private one!
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Mpower121
| 2
Should've told him to piss off.
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Pesticides
| 19
Op should have made deliberate eye contact while he finished...
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tegraturbo2000
| 15
beter to piss of than pissed on eh?
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fluffycatsdad
| 33
What the actual fuck? That violates the urinal code in I don't know HOW many ways!
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Mpower121
| 2
Yes because his actions clearly demonstrate his concern for the urinal code at that moment.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
You could say he's....
a loose cannon.
a loose cannon.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH! *CSI:Miami theme*
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AngrySailor
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Did you have some left? You should have "missed" the urinal. I don't fight other men while my unit is out, but I think it would have been justified here.