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I've of course never used the men's bathroom but to me it's crazy that a bunch of guys are standing around with their junk hanging out and peeing. Can they see each other as they pee? I'm glad the women's bathroom has private stalls and we're not sitting and peeing in front of strangers.

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Look,,, I had to go really bad and OP was taking too long. It is not like we started sword fighting.

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"Don't cross the streams…It would be bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." Words to live by.

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Lol I'm pretty sure 'inattentiveness towards personal space' wouldn't be enough to make you use the SAME URINAL as someone else.

I've of course never used the men's bathroom but to me it's crazy that a bunch of guys are standing around with their junk hanging out and peeing. Can they see each other as they pee? I'm glad the women's bathroom has private stalls and we're not sitting and peeing in front of strangers.

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Wow I never thought someone could be condescending about the way they pee. "Dignity"? Do you mean to imply that being comfortable enough to just use a urinal makes you undignified? How does that not sound absurd to you? I use urinals, you don't. That's fine, we're different people, but to judge others for being different for you in of all things the way they pee, is just absurd, and you, by extension, are an idiot.

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Eh, I've never seen the issue it's not like (usually) there is guys just staring at the others. Even if they do its just another dude, that I will never see again.

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3, there's now, a lot of the time, mini stalls between the urinals, but we usually opt to go every other anyway, and guys usually can't see because of the mini stall but if there isn't mini stalls, we can only see if we look, or peripheral vision if they're right beside you, unfortunately

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Mini-stalls aren't too common here in the UK. I had some guy in a pub introduce himself and then start singing to me whilst we were stood at the urinals. He even tried to shake my hand.

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That's man code 101. You always leave a urinal between you and other guys. That is if its possible, if not, just look ahead take a piss and leave. Not such a big deal unless you make it into one.

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no. haven't you ever seen a relaxed piece of junk? we're actually able to conceal it all.

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Lots of public bathrooms have this tiny walls between urinals so you can't look. And even if they don't, you wouldn't really even see another guy's junk unless you actually try to look. Also, that's why lots of people try not to use a urinal that is next to an occupied one.

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Also, I'm pretty sure the stranger had some of his own issues. Some how, I don't think barking would have worked. :P

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Completely agree. Look at Tom De Longe for example. Cannot sing for shit, and yet he continues to do so. No shame. Some men, really do just wanna watch the world burn.

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Really? You're really going to go there? Seriously, shut the fuck up. My music taste has nothing to do with this FML, and have done nothing to offend you, asshole. (For those who don't know, Tom DeLonge is one of the singers of Blink 182, which I have listed on my profile as my favorite band)

Avoid eye contact? Just kidding. Awkward time... Guess he doesn't get personal space. Let alone waiting until you were done. Got to love public bathrooms and the nightmares that happen inside of them. Hope your next one is a private one!

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Did you have some left? You should have "missed" the urinal. I don't fight other men while my unit is out, but I think it would have been justified here.

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