By kittkatt1 - 11/11/2013 01:52 - United States - Dearborn 6 1 5 42 Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 332 You deserved it 5 485 Tweet Share
By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria 6 1 16 52 Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 001 You deserved it 28 270 Tweet Share