FML : Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully...

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 16 October 2015 13:31 / United States

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By SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6437143 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods*

"Ass you were."

By DBudders | 15

#6437142 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

The real question is, did he see that you saw him?

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By idefka | 33

#6437141 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:35

First comment.

By DBudders | 15

#6437142 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

The real question is, did he see that you saw him?

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6438124 - Sunday 18 October 2015 4:58

You'll know he saw if he sends you a memo about your TP report.

By SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6437143 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods*

"Ass you were."

By ionab101 | 21

#6437146 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:37

Sounds like urine a difficult position

allforfun | 23

#6437211 - Saturday 17 October 2015 2:38

Bahahahhaa

By juicy_extasy | 25

#6437154 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:39

That's an image I wish I could unsee. FYL OP

areid2000 | 13

#6437293 - Saturday 17 October 2015 4:45

Imagine how bad it was for OP

Lalala579121 | 27

#6437627 - Saturday 17 October 2015 16:35

You wish you could unsee the image of text on a page?

By SecundusSecunda | 27

#6437155 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:39

The real question is, did you walk back out or did you start peeing next to him, OP?

juturnaamo | 29

#6437548 - Saturday 17 October 2015 15:05

He took the urinal directly next to him, and dropped his pants, too.

By NotGabe | 28

#6437163 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:42

*takes picture*

"I'd like a raise, please. :D"

ciammmm | 11

#6437547 - Saturday 17 October 2015 15:03

Yeah that is probably blackmail and sexual harassment. hahahahaha.

By Ladisa | 28

#6437168 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:48

Since he's already exposed like that, pee on him to show dominance.

FuckThisLogin | 31

#6437174 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:55

Gotta get his scent first though ?

By dakotaabriannee | 14

#6437169 - Saturday 17 October 2015 1:49

There's some things you wish you could just un-see. Sorry OP.

By redhead_sprhro | 10

#6437209 - Saturday 17 October 2015 2:37

Gotta slap that ass and say good work today!

umreally | 3

#6437351 - Saturday 17 October 2015 6:50

Bahahahaa!!

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