Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Brave boy
United States
Pure cinema
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Orangehead
United States
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
bursteardrums
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
MORE! MORE!
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
onehitwonder
Balls
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML
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syki 22
Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.
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xleanne_aLly 23
Good, I hate it when people sing. Haha especually when they're all tone deaf. -.-
THE_A_TEEN 28
*especIally I couldn't read your post right without reading it as "espekually". You hate people who sing? You hate all vocal artist's in general?? Wow, FYL for hating music. I feel sorry for you.
bad_chiquita 5
Free oranges was their way of saying "Merry Christmas"!
breeexcrunk 0
Pelted or rewarded ? ;)
fuzzywolf 8
When life gives you oranges... it probably ran out of lemons
Jason199615 0
They don't want you to get scurvy!
linzhasasexyman 0
When I went caroling in the nursing home..the lady died while we were singing. Turns out Gloria was her name an that happened to be repeated about 5 times...
perdix 31
Were you doing the Laura Branigan, U2 or The Doors version of that song? And why would you do any of them as a Christmas carol?
havocmike 3
What is this? 1921? No one wants a bunch of creeper strangers coming to their door singing. You double deserved it if you had obnoxious costumes on
hateevryone 15
sorry but no one wants to hear that outside their house.
sexynarwhal 6
I feel you OP... I got hit with eggs last sunday
perdix 31
oops double post