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Then loose some weight. Dó it for your kids.
How does one 'loose' weight?
the problem here is they pre-meditated weight-loss for there daddy, and u suspected nothing, murderous duo maybe or are they both gay?
the kids are only thinking about their feelings not yours, show up drunk and introduce yourself as their father. that will show em
Haha Perdix, I love your comments :)
Aww thats so cute. Its not like they just called u fat and didn't try to motivate you. You should just go with the flow.
hey 11... how does one "lose" weight then? I've never woken up and gone "shit what did I do with my love handles last night?!"
lol 21 and 22. both are winners. lol
perdix, I haven't seen you in forever. I missed your comments!(:
60 FTW hahaha!
74: Scroll down once in awhile.
LOL
haha at least they're honest?
awwwww, that is so cute. No more twinkees for you for a while tubby.
Now its no more twinkies at all
48, Ricky is a typo. They meant to type Rocky.
the Ricky song u k ow shake ur bom Bom shake ur Bom bom .... *win*
Does this count as a Rick-roll? O.o
kids say the darnest things!
Your kids are so clever!!
Haha! Best kids EVER!
how does this song go? I wanna know now!
You know it's bad when even your kids tell you to lose weight.
your kids are smart... man up and lose 15 for them...
"Eye of the Tiger">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Gonna Fly Now"
you know it!!!
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Then loose some weight. Dó it for your kids.
awwwww, that is so cute. No more twinkees for you for a while tubby.