By Cody - United States
Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML
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  perdix  |  29


How do you "loose" weight?

With a knife. You can slice off a nice fat roll and set it loose much quicker that going through the hassle of "losing" it with diet and exercise. The uncontrollable bleeding and almost-certain infection make this an ill-advised option.

  ladykat  |  0

How rude of your children!! I can't believe they are trying to peer pressure you like that! How selfish of them to want you to be healthy and live longer!!!

  threer  |  30

:( Thanks for reminding me..

By  jonny2x4  |  0

"Eye of the Tiger">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Gonna Fly Now"