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Oh my god, are you dead?!
because people can post what just happened to them on the internet when they're dead. :/
You've gotta be ******** me... an orange? I hope it wasn't one of those radioactive oranges that are known to fall from the second story of most malls.
yeah the ones that scout for targets, request permission to take the shot from baseplate, then go in for the kill and parachute down, slap the persons forehead, then get taken away by Little Bird helicopters. Orange- *we got a confirmed kill* baseplate command- *Roger that Orange 2-1-7*
If that is the stuff that ruins your life, you really haven't lived much have you.
how the hell is that an FML? its an accident, get over it.
OMG! An orange hit you? Jesus Christ, stop the presses! This is front page news! We need to set up a charity for this poor, poor- Man, what the hell is wrong with you? An orange hit you. Big. *******. Deal. Get over it. YDI for being a total wimp.
What irks me is how he starts the FML with completely unrelated whining about how tired he was. OP, you weren't shopping "all night." The mall isn't open all night! What are you, 10? I bet you are.
A lot of ppl line up from 10PM since the mall opens at 12. btw, eat that orange!
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Shoulda had a V8
Oh my god, are you dead?!