By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
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ILIEKGIRLS 5

because people can post what just happened to them on the internet when they're dead. :/

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v1kt4r 13

i think that was a joke, get a sense of humour

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bridgette5866 0

...are generally incredibly clever!

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airninja 2

You've gotta be ******** me... an orange? I hope it wasn't one of those radioactive oranges that are known to fall from the second story of most malls.

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ZleveL 0

yeah the ones that scout for targets, request permission to take the shot from baseplate, then go in for the kill and parachute down, slap the persons forehead, then get taken away by Little Bird helicopters. Orange- *we got a confirmed kill* baseplate command- *Roger that Orange 2-1-7*

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westofwhatever 0

If that is the stuff that ruins your life, you really haven't lived much have you.

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ElMundio87 0

Ohhh so you're that guy that cried when I lobbed an orange at a crowded elevator. Hahaha.

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lifeproblem 0

how the hell is that an FML? its an accident, get over it.

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TheSuitGuy 0

OMG! An orange hit you? Jesus Christ, stop the presses! This is front page news! We need to set up a charity for this poor, poor- Man, what the hell is wrong with you? An orange hit you. Big. *******. Deal. Get over it. YDI for being a total wimp.

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BeeSkwaird 0

What irks me is how he starts the FML with completely unrelated whining about how tired he was. OP, you weren't shopping "all night." The mall isn't open all night! What are you, 10? I bet you are.

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khung835 6

A lot of ppl line up from 10PM since the mall opens at 12. btw, eat that orange!

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fotc77 0

lol number 4. how does that happen?

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