because people can post what just happened to them on the internet when they're dead. :/

i think that was a joke, get a sense of humour

...are generally incredibly clever!

yeah the ones that scout for targets, request permission to take the shot from baseplate, then go in for the kill and parachute down, slap the persons forehead, then get taken away by Little Bird helicopters. Orange- *we got a confirmed kill* baseplate command- *Roger that Orange 2-1-7*

haha could not stop laughing at this comment and picturing it in my head lmfaoo

LOL win!! (@ 4)

What irks me is how he starts the FML with completely unrelated whining about how tired he was. OP, you weren't shopping "all night." The mall isn't open all night! What are you, 10? I bet you are.

A lot of ppl line up from 10PM since the mall opens at 12. btw, eat that orange!