By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 437
You deserved it 35 833

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FMLsOhilarious 6

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box


maz255 10

Tigger from Winnie the pooh scares the crap outta me too...

Q: Ya' know what really grinds my gears? A: People who use still use "win" in random situations that make no sense at all.

xSonic 9're so far up Perdix's ass we can't even see your legs anymore

enonymous 8

And on the other side of the cage the Tiger was thinking 'Awesome self-tenderizing dinners!'

Here's a thought, just spitballing here but, why not watch where you're going. I know it's crazy, but crazy enough to work.


Sounds like someone is helmet special!

In response to both OP and poster #1.. "What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!"

xXxIracebethxXx 14
xXxIracebethxXx 14

Well, you made a judgement about someone. That's what being judgmental means.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Cool. To quit your defensive bitching, you want your baby formula now or later?

Really? Everyone on this site it pretty damn judgmental. Soo if that bothers you, gtfo.

farnsworth 3

Good news everyone! I've invented a paradox oh **** it.

FMLsOhilarious 6

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

he's the white crayon. nobody likes that thing.

When I was a kid we couldn't even afford white crayons. We had white wax writing sticks.

JustAGuy18 0

Seriously stop driving. Use your dang insurance money on taxi. F...king costing up people insurances because of your stupidity.

Maybe he meant the OP should spend his face insurance payout on taxi fares. Are you high?

cruxx 0

His must have really wrecked that wall.. With his face

JustAGuy18 0

28- Yes it does. $hit happens, move on. No need to troll over how idiot I was to misread.

JustAGuy18 0

Who said / or gave you the idea it was your fault? Other than that, I admitted it? ......

6- That is the most brutally butchered comment I've ever read.

I assume that he thinks that OP run into the brick wall with his car.

Seth2014 0

59 I don't even know #51 but I'm on his side cause I hate grammar nazis just like u!

HogwartsDropout7 0

I bet your amount of stupidity trumps their stupidity.

take enough steroids and you may be able to kill your own brain cells...oh wait

Well if you saw a tiger that's perfectly reasonable

randomguy1millon_fml 0