By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
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FMLsOhilarious 6

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

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maz255 10

Tigger from Winnie the pooh scares the crap outta me too...

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clcbjj31 0

Q: Ya' know what really grinds my gears? A: People who use still use "win" in random situations that make no sense at all.

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xSonic 9

Dude....you're so far up Perdix's ass we can't even see your legs anymore

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enonymous 8

And on the other side of the cage the Tiger was thinking 'Awesome self-tenderizing dinners!'

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chris19sn 4

Here's a thought, just spitballing here but, why not watch where you're going. I know it's crazy, but crazy enough to work.

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OWNZ 0

Sounds like someone is helmet special!

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Mitcha857 0

In response to both OP and poster #1.. "What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!"

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Obviously...? Much like you.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Oh, really? How so?

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Well, you made a judgement about someone. That's what being judgmental means.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Cool. To quit your defensive bitching, you want your baby formula now or later?

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sexxxysydney 14

Really? Everyone on this site it pretty damn judgmental. Soo if that bothers you, gtfo.

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farnsworth 3

Good news everyone! I've invented a paradox oh **** it.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

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derpster 7

he's the white crayon. nobody likes that thing.

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moop256 10

When I was a kid we couldn't even afford white crayons. We had white wax writing sticks.

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JustAGuy18 0

Seriously stop driving. Use your dang insurance money on taxi. F...king costing up people insurances because of your stupidity.

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Sirin_fml 46

Maybe he meant the OP should spend his face insurance payout on taxi fares. Are you high?

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cruxx 0

His must have really wrecked that wall.. With his face

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JustAGuy18 0

28- Yes it does. $hit happens, move on. No need to troll over how idiot I was to misread.

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JustAGuy18 0

Who said / or gave you the idea it was your fault? Other than that, I admitted it? ......

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StoryOfTheYear 14

6- That is the most brutally butchered comment I've ever read.

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sarcasticbitch 7

I assume that he thinks that OP run into the brick wall with his car.

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Seth2014 0

59 I don't even know #51 but I'm on his side cause I hate grammar nazis just like u!

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HogwartsDropout7 0

I bet your amount of stupidity trumps their stupidity.

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shadystyle 6

take enough steroids and you may be able to kill your own brain cells...oh wait

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Damien1398 4

Well if you saw a tiger that's perfectly reasonable

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randomguy1millon_fml 0

Run from the big pussy!

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