Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

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By FMLsOhilarious | 6

#3775403 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:24

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

By EddiE_CN | 8

#3775472 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:34

I suggest you invest in some glasses.

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By trollfaced | 2

#3775394 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:23

Win!

cruxx | 0

#3775452 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:30

While playing sims.

maz255 | 10

#3775460 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:32

Tigger from Winnie the pooh scares the crap outta me too...

clcbjj31 | 0

#3775499 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:38

Q: Ya' know what really grinds my gears?
A: People who use still use "win" in random situations that make no sense at all.

KelpForBrains | 0

#3775504 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:39

Hi Sirin

xSonic | 9

#3775555 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:48

Dude....you're so far up Perdix's ass we can't even see your legs anymore

enonymous | 8

#3775757 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:46

And on the other side of the cage the Tiger was thinking 'Awesome self-tenderizing dinners!'

chris19sn | 4

#3775811 - Friday 23 December 2011 10:13

Here's a thought, just spitballing here but, why not watch where you're going. I know it's crazy, but crazy enough to work.

OWNZ | 0

#3775870 - Friday 23 December 2011 10:46

Sounds like someone is helmet special!

Mitcha857 | 0

#3775897 - Friday 23 December 2011 10:59

In response to both OP and poster
#1.. "What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!"

ATSViper | 15

#3775991 - Friday 23 December 2011 11:50

Family Guy ftw

By whadupdoe | 0

#3775400 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:24

idiot!

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#3775609 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:01

Obviously...? Much like you.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3775614 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:02

^^^
Way to be judgmental.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#3775620 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:03

Oh, really? How so?

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3775638 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:09

Well, you made a judgement about someone. That's what being judgmental means.

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#3775654 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:13

Cool. To quit your defensive bitching, you want your baby formula now or later?

sexxxysydney | 14

#3775663 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:15

Really? Everyone on this site it pretty damn judgmental. Soo if that bothers you, gtfo.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3775689 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:22

65-Lolwtf?
67- I think I'll be ok.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3775806 - Friday 23 December 2011 10:11

It'll be there once we destroy it.

farnsworth | 3

#3776228 - Friday 23 December 2011 12:59

Good news everyone! I've invented a paradox oh fuck it.

AyeTee77 | 18

#3776306 - Friday 23 December 2011 13:43

FU ALL

xleanne_aLly | 23

#3776510 - Friday 23 December 2011 15:36

Haha sketch.

By ladiesman219 | 4

#3775401 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:24

Invisible tiger got out

ladiesman219 | 4

#3775451 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:30

That was a catastrophe!

ladiesman219 | 4

#3775497 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:38

and that's where midgets came from

By FMLsOhilarious | 6

#3775403 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:24

You certainly are the brightest crayon in the box

derpster | 7

#3775468 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:33

he's the white crayon. nobody likes that thing.

moop256 | 10

#3775629 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:04

When I was a kid we couldn't even afford white crayons. We had white wax writing sticks.

By JustAGuy18 | 0

#3775411 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:25

Seriously stop driving. Use your dang insurance money on taxi.
F...king costing up people insurances because of your stupidity.

EddiE_CN | 8

#3775472 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:34

I suggest you invest in some glasses.

Sirin_fml | 46

#3775475 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:34

Maybe he meant the OP should spend his face insurance payout on taxi fares. Are you high?

wheel4deal | 5

#3775490 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:37

I feel like this happens to u a lot.

cruxx | 0

#3775506 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:39

His must have really wrecked that wall.. With his face

JustAGuy18 | 0

#3775508 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:39

28-
Yes it does. $hit happens, move on. No need to troll over how idiot I was to misread.

wheel4deal | 5

#3775531 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:41

Ur fault u misread not mine.

JustAGuy18 | 0

#3775539 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:44

Who said / or gave you the idea it was your fault?
Other than that, I admitted it?

......

wheel4deal | 5

#3775582 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:55

U misread the fml. Ur fault

VoteForTaco | 8

#3775703 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:26

-6. "Today, I RAN full speed....."

wheel4deal | 5

#3775711 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:30

How bout no.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3775715 - Friday 23 December 2011 9:31

6- That is the most brutally butchered comment I've ever read.

lifesucks1234567_fml | 2

#3775841 - Friday 23 December 2011 10:31

Lmao wtf 6

sarcasticbitch | 7

#3776272 - Friday 23 December 2011 13:21

I assume that he thinks that OP run into the brick wall with his car.

Seth2014 | 0

#3776493 - Friday 23 December 2011 15:31

59 I don't even know #51 but I'm on his side cause I hate grammar nazis just like u!

HogwartsDropout7 | 0

#3776673 - Friday 23 December 2011 16:13

I bet your amount of stupidity trumps their stupidity.

shadystyle | 6

#3778339 - Saturday 24 December 2011 0:07

take enough steroids and you may be able to kill your own brain cells...oh wait

By bubblepaarty | 5

#3775421 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:26

YDI. how does that even happen??

By tmrwisanotherday | 1

#3775423 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:27

Was the tiger pissing him self laughing?

By Damien1398 | 4

#3775425 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:27

Well if you saw a tiger that's perfectly reasonable

J1hill33 | 12

#3775494 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:38

But the tiger was in a cage.

By randomguy1millon_fml | 0

#3775427 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:27

Run from the big pussy!

By abbyhoneywaffles | 11

#3775429 - Friday 23 December 2011 8:27

You're pretty dumb, to be honest.