By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 529
You deserved it 23 309

Same thing different taste

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Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?

I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.


Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?

Llama_Face89 33

Oranges are more solid than rotten tomatoes...

Viciousstorms 7

24 - ... it was a corny joke. I thumbed up #1 for that

I would have caught them with my mouth and ate them and been like "what now bitches?"

Oranges are way harder than tomatoes, so I guess it hurts more to be atttacked with oranges than it would be to be attacked with rotten tomatoes. But on the other hand, OP... Free oranges! Yeaa! Merry Christmas!

That failed... It was supposed to be an orange. :(

Are you kidding me? Cranberries would have been so much more festive!

JurassicHole 5

"Deck the carolers with tons of oranges, Falalalala-la."

My last name is Carroll... You have no idea how many people have asked me if I like caroling. I don't.

1 I would rather have tomatoes as I am allergic to Oranges. But yes OP keep caroling you'll make some1 happy some where.

I don't blame then I would have thrown a Christmas tree

bamagrl410 31

I would much rather smell like oranges than rotten anything. On a side note this made me think of the YouTube video Extreme Caroling.

Llama_Face89 33
ikickgingers 15

To me, "Lady Pasta" was the only funny clip from that Annoying Orange guy on YouTube.(:

smileeee_fml 0

Haha I love the annoying orange

pittpsu75 0

It could have been yellow snowballs.

How is yellow snowballs racist? He was onli describing the orange.

thebaibai26 12

It's not racist. Yellow snowballs are snowballs that have been peed on.

I think they were trying to make a joke.

omgcookeys 15

59, it wasn't racist like, at all. Just because someone says "yellow" it doesn't mean they're talking about Asians?!??!

could be worse, apples hurt more than oranges

saIty 17

My friend says that onions are the only food that makes him cry. .... I threw a watermelon at his face.

Will the 9gag army never stop? Even FML is being taken over.

Alexunited1212 2

...and rocks hurt more than apples.

You were most likely very off key. But hey look on the bright side, you got free oranges!