By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
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syki 22

Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.

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syki 22

Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?

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Llama_Face89 33

Oranges are more solid than rotten tomatoes...

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Viciousstorms 7

24 - ... it was a corny joke. I thumbed up #1 for that

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AyeTee77 18

I would have caught them with my mouth and ate them and been like "what now bitches?"

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P_to_the_AM 9

Oranges are way harder than tomatoes, so I guess it hurts more to be atttacked with oranges than it would be to be attacked with rotten tomatoes. But on the other hand, OP... Free oranges! Yeaa! Merry Christmas!

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imaginaryvoice 18

That failed... It was supposed to be an orange. :(

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holybuckets 0

Are you kidding me? Cranberries would have been so much more festive!

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JurassicHole 5

"Deck the carolers with tons of oranges, Falalalala-la."

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farhil 14

My last name is Carroll... You have no idea how many people have asked me if I like caroling. I don't.

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rahavan 15

1 I would rather have tomatoes as I am allergic to Oranges. But yes OP keep caroling you'll make some1 happy some where.

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tatababe 1

I don't blame then I would have thrown a Christmas tree

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bamagrl410 31

I would much rather smell like oranges than rotten anything. On a side note this made me think of the YouTube video Extreme Caroling.

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Llama_Face89 33

26- ahhh didnt see that.

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ikickgingers 15

Kevin smith, ftw

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Enslaved 36

To me, "Lady Pasta" was the only funny clip from that Annoying Orange guy on YouTube.(:

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smileeee_fml 0

Haha I love the annoying orange

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pittpsu75 0

It could have been yellow snowballs.

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meladuh 16

How is yellow snowballs racist? He was onli describing the orange.

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thebaibai26 12

It's not racist. Yellow snowballs are snowballs that have been peed on.

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deviable 9

I think they were trying to make a joke.

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omgcookeys 15

59, it wasn't racist like, at all. Just because someone says "yellow" it doesn't mean they're talking about Asians?!??!

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mrbattleman 10

could be worse, apples hurt more than oranges

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saIty 17

My friend says that onions are the only food that makes him cry. .... I threw a watermelon at his face.

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smurfsarwales 9

Will the 9gag army never stop? Even FML is being taken over.

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Alexunited1212 2

...and rocks hurt more than apples.

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Hyperion11 2

You were most likely very off key. But hey look on the bright side, you got free oranges!

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