Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Brave boy
United States
Pure cinema
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Orangehead
United States
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
bursteardrums
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
MORE! MORE!
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
onehitwonder
Balls
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML
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syki 22
Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.
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perdix 31
Oh, I know her! She's Anvil The Bean's mom, right? Oh, Denise, you are so merry.
columbiancoffeei 6
ha thats funny
monster_tamer 11
I don't blame them. I hate caroling. Not that you actually deserve to have anything chucked at you...
bassguy19 0
When life gives you... Oranges?
potatosrock 10
such a waste of oranges...
xSorry_fml 10
I hate christmas music with a passion. I would have thrown rocks.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because ASSULTING people with ROCKS where anyone can get hurt is soo ******* fun and the way to turn carolers away from your front porch, right?? Did I mention ROCKS?? Oh yes I did. I really hope you do that and hurt someone. Then they sue your ass for assult, ass-bag.
OfficeNinja 5
We wish you a bunch of oranges, we wish you a bunch of oranges, we wish you a bunch of oranges, and a big ole grapefruit....
haccobo 2
Never ever go caroling
sjhill 32
Maybe you should take the hint... you can't sing...
atamaga 0
I suppose they didn't like your singing. Still, that is rude and uncalled for to throw oranges at you.