By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 714
You deserved it 6 626

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Carbonation 0

This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.

m0tl3ycru3 0

*puts large boulder over hole*


Carbonation 0

This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.

BehindU 5

Didn't know elderly people had bananas to just throw at random carolers

This FML reminds me of that asdf movie where the UFO attacks and they all throw cheese at it.

This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N.. No? Anyone? *crawls back in hole*

m0tl3ycru3 0

*puts large boulder over hole*

Sounds like a waste of produce

I'm hearing "ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone..."

Someone dig another hole..

I'll gladly provide the next boulder..

labudamike 6

I'll gladly provide a huge banana to close the hole

No, that's what the boulder's for. Now we need to dig another hole to put you in.

That's what she said

Muslimgal92 0

Bananas freaking hurt!! Fyl

I respect you for not saying first.

They were feeding the singing monkey, or that was what they saw!

They just wanted OP to get bent, I don't see what's wrong with that.

emty for roses?

They went bananas...

1- Your joke was lame but punny :) (see what I did there)

ledstratdak 0

that's why I don't feed elderly.

robincakes94 8

I use to think I had a great singing voice. Those bananas scarred me for life... Smh

cruxx 0

Ohi ^

bugmenotmofo 34

What ever happened to throwing tomatoes?

That sucks :/ sorry OP

D37H100 5

You're thinking about the wrong kind of banana, you don't suck this kind :P

labudamike 6


At least it wasn't hot chilly day.

I bet it was a Jewish nusing home

I thought one traditionally threw tomatoes at bad performers? Bananas wouldn't squishsplode in the same way unless they were really overripe...

I find this FML relevant to my interests.

JennyBear101 0

Ohioh gonna eat my chicken!!!

No, you deserved it for carolling in November

I guess one could say they.... went bananas?

CuteDumBlonde64 11

*BARF* That was terrible....

stupid people Repeating the same pun. Geezus...

beastmode21 0

atleast he didnt put the "*puts on sunglasses*" shit

maybe they were giving you a snack, that's how my grandma gives me food.

166, cool story bro

Were they ripe?

marzipanimal 15


GrammarNazzzzzi 6

The bananas or the erderly?

Free food!

Jorcar 8

Bananas are better than their dentures OP. Be thankful.

EffinToofer 3

I would have thrown something with a little more substance at OP. It's not even December yet, what's with the caroling?

Jorcar 8

You know how it is, Christmas celebrating starts sooner and sooner every year.

Throw them back!

grandma got run over by a reindeer

*grandma got smacked in the face with a banana...

Fuck the reindeer, Grandma got mauled by a nanner.


They were throwing the bananas as if they were roses. Their elderly and can't touch prickly surfaces.

bitchslapped22 14

The elderly can do whatever they want!

Well.. they are old and their hearing isn't so good. They probably thought you were singing "Yes! We Have No Bananas"