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Tell him to SUCK YOUR BIG BLACK CLOCK Did you misread that, you filthy bastards??:-)

Tell him to eff off!

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Tell him to eff off!

awww.... what an ass.

Tell him you want to speak with the manager, that always makes them shit themselves

The cook needs to get laid or something 8-) Don't worry OP, you paid for your food and should be allowed to eat all you want :)

looks like he wanted to "desert" you since you weren't so buff-ey?? hehe

47- double you tee eff !?

hope u told him to get back in the kitchen and make u a sandwich

This is when you threaten to cannibalize him.

-47 Dessert. That is all.

or just ignore him and take another plate of food

I think we can all agree that the best solution is to tell me to make you a sandwich.

You go ahead and nom on that buffet OP

50- I think 47 was trying to make a joke

Yeah, tell the guy MAKING your food to "eff off". That's smart.

tell him sure when you get a full refund for not giveing you what they advertised. you can not have an open buffe and tell customors to stop. under no circumstance is that legal. you can't sell someone something and then say the can't use it anymore either.

Or the cook actually cares about her and thinks she needs to stop eating cause shes getting fat...?

Tell him it's an all you can eat buffet and the customer is always right! Dont feel bad OP. Eat, drink and be merry! :D

For tomorrow you may be in UTAH

Just tip the cook

When you said merry, this made me think of Santa Clause.. A jolly fat man at an all you can eat buffet.

^ I think I saw Santa clause at one before.

Maybe he watched that 1000 ways to die where the fatass ate too much and died.

^ I saw that one.

I saw that one too ^

I live I'n Utah assehipe

Maybe you should tell him that you'll eat him

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you can eat a lot and still be skinny...

I really wish there was a comment delete button...

21 thumbs down? Lol, that's my new record! And when I wrote that comment I really wasn't thinking...

Were you thinking when you wrote that comment?

Or maybe the cook was being lazy and didn't want OP to eat the last of the food so he wouldn't have to cook more.

Vera, maybe you should think next time? You wouldn't get so many thumbs down then.

Skinny or fat, everyone wants to get their moneys worth at an ALL YOU CAN EAT buffet

I eat more than most fat people.

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Stfu u bundle of sticks!!

^^ I see what you did there.

Ok already Vera we get it

i have a six pack abs and i can eat like 5 plates at a buffet.. depends of ur metabolism and energy u use..

I'm sorry OP. The cook is just a selfish mofo who wants thefood all to himself. He had no right to tell you that. It's an all you can eat buffet, so he needs to shut it.

I'll prob get dislikes but the cook doesn't want the food for himself...he's cooking it. he could cook himswlf some anytime

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Lmaooo I was shocked when you asked if we misread. Good one

I got it and I thought you misspelled hahaa

Yes I did you false advertising mofo lol

Oh you little..

I see what you did there.

LOLOLOL I was about to point out her name is Kathryn, and typically women do not have big black cocks, but rather big black clocks. Hahaha

lol. good one!

Haha what if your Asian or Indian?

He cant if its all you can eat then you eat as much as you want

I don't quite know why but this is all making me really hungry

I don't quite know why, but all of this is making me really horny.

Comment about his food quality with your mouth full!

If it were that bad, he wouldn't be eating it.

sue him for false advertising

Why dont we just find a reason to sue the piss out of everyone then?

Keep going back for more just to piss him off.

You have to get full after awhile though.

You can just stay there until you get empty and then return for more!!!

Or he could go get a bunch of food throw it on the floor and go back and do it again and if they ask him tell them that the floor was hungry too.

This reminds me of peter griffin for some reason. Lol

Was it family guy or Simpsons where this happened?

All you can eat burgers was Peter. Gave him a seizure.

Could also be Homer where the Sea Captain settled out of court for him to come to the resteraunt and be the attraction "the man with the bottomless pit". Or something along those lines!

#43 YOU would know!

43- funny thing is it was a stroke. Not a seizure