Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Brave boy
United States
Pure cinema
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Orangehead
United States
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
bursteardrums
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
MORE! MORE!
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
onehitwonder
Balls
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML
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syki 22
Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.
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Chaos187 6
But don't smell nearly as bad.
rubberduckie94 13
wow! instead of pelting people singig christmas carols they should have pelted those lunatics from the westboro baptist church. that would be making a statement.
murraya 3
Oh my gosh, ya let's throw somethin a little bit bigger than oranges at them, maybe a watermellon or a bowling ball or a guitar!
Your_Nightmares 10
Ironically, I found some oranges in the alley way...
Enslaved 38
Oranges this time instead of bananas? Seems on FML, caroling equals fruit thrown. Lol
boundlesssmiles 2
I thought it said, "Today, I went caroling with some oranges. FML"
jinglebellbrah 0
That's cool
CFish123 1
At least it wasn't figgy pudding...........
thomas4_fml 0
Should of chucked apples back at them, that would teach them a lesson!!
aFreedom127 9
Aaahhhh...Christmas time in Florida!
perdix 31
I blame Simon Cowell! Before him, when you were subjected to horrible singing, you'd sit there and cringe and heave and pray for it to end. Simon committed the original breach of etiquette to let bad singers know immediately they are bad.