By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States 3 1 2 51 Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 544 You deserved it 8 701 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:04 - United States 9 2 12 65 Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML I agree, your life sucks 10 616 You deserved it 44 050 Tweet Share