Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Brave boy
United States
Pure cinema
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Orangehead
United States
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
bursteardrums
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
MORE! MORE!
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
onehitwonder
Balls
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML
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syki 22
Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.
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Comments (119)
EwanSmith 2
you obviously weren't very ap-pealing...
blondebrunette11 4
Haha aPEALING. Cause you peel oranges.... Anyone? Too soon? Alright../:
EwanSmith 2
65 - did you just try to correct my spelling and fail?
blondebrunette11 4
I think he was attempting a joke...
9R1NC3S5 0
Umm…where the **** is their Christmas spirit?! Wut is wrong with people? It's not like you were sales people!!!!!
Cookiegirl222 0
Sales people get the door slammed in their face.
omgcookeys 15
66, I usually dont even open the door...
Glidefedt 6
Move to Denmark. Doorselling is a punishable offense here.
tmmundy 17
#97...WOW...I wish it was in America, too.
cherry26272627 6
I know right... my friends and I went caroling for charity with our little brothers that could barely sing, but we raised $70...
Ninjasaurus18 9
Cuz you were with little kids. If there aren't really little kids I throw stuff at the carolers as well. Just because they're all horrible singers, every time.
Airman1988 9
A good indication that you have no future as a singer
racheljessie 17
I guess they thought you guys were hungry and wanted to offer you some fresh fruit! Seriously though, that had to have hurt! Ouch, OP!
Namerkp2 8
That, or they noticed the beginnings of scurvy and felt they needed a dose of vitamin C.
tmmundy 17
#60...that made me laugh.
nivek2120 8
Were they all natural Florida oranges?
keepingitnasty 15
Ydi: Op, you have to stop watching glee. nobody really wants to hear you butcher the classics.
Airman1988 9
at least it wasn't watermelon
Avalanches 9
People have to endure them everywhere they go. Give them a break, OP.
Avalanches 9
No, I mean at shopping centers.
f_ckml432 8
I would DEVOUR those oranges! ******* love Christmas oranges! ... and now I'm craving them. And I ate them all yesterday. This is a legitament FML moment.
thatnucca 36
VCall it a straight shot of Vitamin C... Pow!