Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Brave boy
United States
Pure cinema
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Orangehead
United States
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
bursteardrums
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
MORE! MORE!
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
onehitwonder
Balls
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML
Top comments
syki 22
Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.
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sgates1997 0
107- oh yes i bet they were cuites. far easier to peel, very apeeling.
Nwthatzfunny 9
apples would have ben harder
SpruceDread4578 13
OP's lesson: Caroling is annoying. Don't do it again. Unless you're low on oranges.
HunterAlpha1 8
you should try caroling at a nursing or retirement home. the elderly are usually very lonely and it thrills them to no end to have young people come to visit them, even complete strangers, and singing Christmas carols to them is likely the most Christmas they'll get.
splatterband6487 4
You should have thrown them back at them.
Okayitwasme 0
Why would you go caroling, that's so fifties! More and more people know the truth now a days and don't sing those crazy songs that based on a pope who wanted people to stop celebrating the darkest days soloists! It was all made up! That's why Muslims laugh at our holiday! Look it up!
loola144 0
******* annoying ass carolers. I would have done the same.
Millman_fml 9
Ah, all these Christmas FML's. I'll miss them
fuckyouimawesome 1
Who pelts with oranges?? What out of eggs I guess..
alfred07 18
I'm torn, on the one hand I don't want to condone pelting oranges, on the other hand I really don't want to condone carol singing.