By Anonymous - United States - Fort Worth
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
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I know this is gonna get millions of thumbs down but what is wrong with everyone on this site? They all need to chill the fuck out and stop acting like menstruating girls!! ..that is all.

  muzy  |  23

gotta agree with 35. Would be a bit harsh to be fired for picking your own nose. It is however perfectly reasonable to fire someone for breaking wind.