Anonymous
United States
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
robincakes94
United States
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Brave boy
United States
Pure cinema
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Orangehead
United States
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
bursteardrums
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
MORE! MORE!
Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML
onehitwonder
Balls
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML
Top comments
syki 22
Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.
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brick_man33 14
serves you right, you ain't no Bing Crosby. Leave the holiday music to the professionals.
RomoniReed 6
At least you got your daily vitamin C.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Obviously you stink... So they decided to make you smell better by throwing oranges at you :D
TheDrummingResul 0
That's what you get for actually caroling...
KiddNYC1O 22
Listen, this will never work out if you're not Mariah Carey.
alemi 0
Hahahahahaha
kitkatknicknack 12
Hey free food!
cmerc10 3
Wouldn't be suprized, who still does that shit?
uss125 0
They were probably those cuties ( clementines ) because those come in bags with alot ps that's what you get for caroling no one wants that
sgates1997 0
did u eat the oranges?