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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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You deserved it 47 016

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By warningxxLidell - 09/01/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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LiveThenDie 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 15:56

A drive-by snowball hit?...

mintcar 9

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:27

People are so ******* immature. -HAI GUYZ LETZ FIND A RADUM TARGET AND HIT THEM. -Why? BECUZ ITZ FUN. DERP! -Oh yeah! OP, I hope you're okay. Unfortunately idiots like those will forever roam this earth.

Comments

LiveThenDie 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 15:56

A drive-by snowball hit?...

wendyyyy 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:07

haha

petitchat3 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:53

win

noobgang7 5

Friday 11 February 2011 4:43

Not an FML: 1. Laugh about it 2. Get over it 2. Continue walking like nothing happened 4. QQ that I missed 3 and was to lazy to fix it

muffpuncher 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:03

that's a damn good shot, imagine the look on the guys face that nailed you. he must have been laughing his ass off!

cloudy01 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:04

they delayed true crime: hong kong. :(

Jimboom 11

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:22

Ha ha! Awesome shot. I would have loved to have seen that unfold. Sucks for you but on the bright side as it was so cold you were likely wearing a big coat/gloves/hat/etc, so it could have been a lot worse for you in those bushes.

WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:26

What a prick!

mintcar 9

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:27

iam808014 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:06

LOL I agree,too many failed abortions walking on this planet.The best thing anyone can do is give a **** less about the shitstains.

TrevorMcCalin 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 18:00

hehe

thebigblue 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:40

Surely yeah had enough clothes on that the fall, roll and prickly bush didn't hurt.

HarryPotter93 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:42

that is totally something you see on a movie!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:46

So let me get this straight, you had balls in your face and then you felt up a bush? Wait, what?

musicgirl7 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:48

oh my...lol

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:28

Kind of reminds me of a past experience I had once... ...except instead of snowballs, it was my grandmother's balls... ...and instead of a hill, it was a set of stairs... ...and instead of a ditch full of prickly bushes, it was a ditch full of pricks... That was one crazy Yom Kippur.