By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada
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HE'S A PHONY!!
OP RUINED CHRISTMAS! You baby kicker. D:
Well, you can't lie to her forever. I guess it was just... *puts on sunglasses* ...a matter of time. YEAH!
A good sunglasses joke. Never thought I would see the day.
Csi miami horatio reference , Wisely used Looks like the kids *****puts on the shades**** Know the truth about santa YEEAAAAHHH
A bad sunglasses joke. Always see the day.
Ho ho ho the silent treatment...
She had to find out eventually. :/
2-What, that santa doesn't actually have a beard?
I dont get this FML at all, Santa doesn't shave :(
... it was Santas apprentice... That's what I would say
He had to wear a fake beard because he lost the real one in a fight with a polar bear over an ice patch
Good preview for when she's a teen.
And once again, many childrens dreams have been shattered by reality...and by your watch.
Goddamn you, reality and law enforcement. Ruiner of dreams.
Who the hell still wears a watch? Your phone tells you what time it is.
*Also raises hand
*raises hand* *smacks gasbandit with raised hand* *lowers hand*
Thanks, Doc.
Your phone is not the meaning of life. Stop relying on it to do everything. Everyone knows the meaning of life is 42.
#42: Did... Did you plan that? 0_o
54- Holy crap.... I SWEAR I didn't do that on purpose.
If only his beard was real. Then you would be awkwardly picking out his hairs from your watch while all the parents and kids stare at you.
Just tell her Santa has helpers that go to malls for him so he can prepare for crunch time in the workshop? That super sucks, OP. Hopefully she is young enough to believe you so you still have some Christmas spirit from her. It was an honest mistake.
When it comes to letting them believe in magic and maintain their childhood a little longer, yes. You should. Are you going to be that shitty parent that doesn't let your small child have fun? If so, please do not reproduce.
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How does this make you feeeel?
She had to find out eventually. :/