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It's never too early for christmas! Free presents! Too bad my family doesn't celebrate christmas

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Lol perdix...that's terrible, but hilarious! Anyways, sometimes songs are just stuck in your head, like my sister if obsessed with 1D and she always sings it and people go wtf when I sing it sometimes purely because it's stuck in my head

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5- Maybe he lives in the city of North Pole, Alaska, where it is Christmas year round! You can go meet Santa any day of the year there, even in the shitter! (My phone doesn't allow me to see where the original poster's location is so I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt).

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I saw him at the mall once! But they wouldn't let me go because apparently 15 year olds can't believe in Santa :c

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OP... Oh, yes, of course I am Santa *hands random kid stray tic-tac, bobbi-pin and kinder surprise toy* Kid... Uhh, I want a bike!

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Kids do dumb shit like that all the time. I had one look under the stall at me trying to find his grandpa maybe a minute after grandpa said he would wait outside. I just stared.

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I hate you so much for posting this comment, I have spent the past 10minutes trying to remember the "Santa is coming to town" carol, but I can't get it right :(

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You better not shout! You better not cry! You better not pout, I'm telling you why! Santa Claus is coming, to town He stalks you when you're sleeping, he hides when you're awake But seriously 9, these days there's no such thing as "sanity"

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Jingle bells batman smells, robin laid an egg!! Santa dropped his balls and blew up U.S.A, 2005 version FTW. It never gets old :)

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22) I'm surprise one of your comments haven't been moderated yet, mine did. Though I think it's because I typed too many within a short period :L

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I'm just a bored teen trying to make myself more bored so I can sleep Other than that it's 5am and I can't really think of anything good to post on a Fml about a little boy looking in bathroom stalls for Santa

Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve He might come to your town! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

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