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  truth_spitta  |  0

Lol perdix...that's terrible, but hilarious!

Anyways, sometimes songs are just stuck in your head, like my sister if obsessed with 1D and she always sings it and people go wtf when I sing it sometimes purely because it's stuck in my head

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

5- Maybe he lives in the city of North Pole, Alaska, where it is Christmas year round! You can go meet Santa any day of the year there, even in the shitter! (My phone doesn't allow me to see where the original poster's location is so I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt).

  auzz1_pride  |  9

I hate you so much for posting this comment, I have spent the past 10minutes trying to remember the "Santa is coming to town" carol, but I can't get it right :(

  GVirdi  |  11

You better not shout! You better not cry! You better not pout, I'm telling you why! Santa Claus is coming, to town
He stalks you when you're sleeping, he hides when you're awake

But seriously 9, these days there's no such thing as "sanity"

  GVirdi  |  11

I'm just a bored teen trying to make myself more bored so I can sleep
Other than that it's 5am and I can't really think of anything good to post on a Fml about a little boy looking in bathroom stalls for Santa

By  challan  |  19

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!