Why were you whisteling Christmas songs this time of year? Isn't it a little early?

It's never too early for christmas! Free presents! Too bad my family doesn't celebrate christmas

And that Santa forwards the Naughty List to Jerry Sandusky ;)

Lol perdix...that's terrible, but hilarious! Anyways, sometimes songs are just stuck in your head, like my sister if obsessed with 1D and she always sings it and people go wtf when I sing it sometimes purely because it's stuck in my head

-Doesn't get the joke perdix made. Gives it a thumbs up anyway-

that kid must be scarred for life!

5- Maybe he lives in the city of North Pole, Alaska, where it is Christmas year round! You can go meet Santa any day of the year there, even in the shitter! (My phone doesn't allow me to see where the original poster's location is so I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt).

A little Jewish boy maybe?

I saw him at the mall once! But they wouldn't let me go because apparently 15 year olds can't believe in Santa :c

I <3 Santa:)..

I saw a black one when I was 12 he said some very mean things to me :((

I don't care what y'all crackas say... Santa is black!

14 What religion are you?

OP... Oh, yes, of course I am Santa *hands random kid stray tic-tac, bobbi-pin and kinder surprise toy* Kid... Uhh, I want a bike!

Haha he'd be like "shit I don't have anything" *reaches in toilet* "here you go kid it's... Ummm Mr.Potato Head?"

Or late... :P

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

Kids do dumb shit like that all the time. I had one look under the stall at me trying to find his grandpa maybe a minute after grandpa said he would wait outside. I just stared.

And then a demon pops out of your ass

ahahaha XD

I just died

dang dude. Bahumbug!

I hate you so much for posting this comment, I have spent the past 10minutes trying to remember the "Santa is coming to town" carol, but I can't get it right :(

You better not shout! You better not cry! You better not pout, I'm telling you why! Santa Claus is coming, to town He stalks you when you're sleeping, he hides when you're awake But seriously 9, these days there's no such thing as "sanity"

I was trying to remember that song to, but I couldn't

Am I the only 1 who remembered jiggle bells?..

Jingle bells batman smells, robin laid an egg!! Santa dropped his balls and blew up U.S.A, 2005 version FTW. It never gets old :)

What about Christmas in July? That's coming up soon.

24, there's a mistake in your comment. Let me fix it. *balls

Short on supply?

But there's no songs for June :c

22) I'm surprise one of your comments haven't been moderated yet, mine did. Though I think it's because I typed too many within a short period :L

I'm just a bored teen trying to make myself more bored so I can sleep Other than that it's 5am and I can't really think of anything good to post on a Fml about a little boy looking in bathroom stalls for Santa

He's getting ready for July lol

70 Christmas wasn't in July the last time I checked.

Ever heard of Christmas in July.. Idiot..

lmao! genius!