Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
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eminemop
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Whisper back: "and I wanted a boy, but that didn't happen either."
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doonerz
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is she getting one?
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tellithowitis
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You're going to wake up in a box
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kirsty1551
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dressed as Santa.
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ReesesPuffs
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Yeah... NO.
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sweetpea9008
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What the fuck! ?
So rude!
Want me to tell you that your gonna wake up in a box?
Obviously he didnt wanna hear that so why would you add to it & say shit like that?
So rude!
Want me to tell you that your gonna wake up in a box?
Obviously he didnt wanna hear that so why would you add to it & say shit like that?
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cosmosis
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For someone who tells it like it is, tellithowitis, you do talk a fair amount of Bullshit... Just sayin
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aceman1992
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93- what the hell are you talking about?
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KailyKii
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93 - Seriously? Calm the fuck down.
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Lily_lops95
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People like you are annoying
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Metal_Chick
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Wait.. What? If she wants a new dad, why the hell will OP be the one in the box?.. By the way, sorry OP nothing hurts more than a loved one telling you they don't want you in their lives.
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doonerz
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is she getting one?
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TherealMort
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Schizomaniac
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No, considering OP's daughter is a child and that's pretty freaking disgusting.
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roserm
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I pervert would dumbass
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ellakacyme22
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What are you a pervet or a piedo. You disgust me
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Jimster1712
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He is not a pervet or piedo, but a pervert and pedophile
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Xx_FuckedLife_xX
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ME. I did. lol
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StormfrontX33_fml
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C'est la vie mon ami. But seriously, don't take it personally. Kids say the darnedest things
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ABarrelHorseGirl
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#135, Your icon makes your comment that much better
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123amanda123
| 14
awe that's sad :( ... maybe she was just embarrassed you dressed up as Santa ... hopefully she didn't mean it
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nadyy14
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Omg, poor you :( she probably doesn't know how awesome you are :D
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UrCapsLockOn
| 12
do you even know how AWESOME is he ... ???
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nadyy14
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It's to boost his spirit!
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boofgall
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Nady has the right idea! Kids minds are very in-the-moment with most of their thoughts until they mature more. She could've just been upset about something.
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FarSide
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Well FHL twice if he came to this site looking for sympathy.
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MyEpicDemise
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Of course he is awesome. He's Santa!
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cosmosis
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Anyone who has the balls to dress up as santa in a crowded place is definately awesome! All about making the kids happy. FYL OP.
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alival
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U know sometimes kids learn this stuff from TV shows!
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Istalkrexgar2000_fml
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Awe. I'm sorry OP. Kids say the damndest things.
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Awsumuzzie
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Awe. Commenters repeat the samest things.
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soccerguy2
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68- he said this comment before anyone else said it so he didnt say the same thing
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poopdollar123
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awe. muslims say the dumbest things.
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Awsumuzzie
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100, oh, it must be some deja vu thing with me since I see it all the time... My bad.
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mk58
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No, 100, it's true, only that it's not the same person saying it over and over again. It's just that every single time an FML involves a kid, at least one person has to pull that line out of their ass.
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soccerguy2
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Yeah but he was the first person in this FML to say it so say it to the other 10 people who put it after him.
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soccerguy2
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I mean her not him
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eminemop
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Whisper back: "and I wanted a boy, but that didn't happen either."
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rumorofwar1
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Hahahahahahahaha!!! Awesome
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mrosew442
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71- OP is a guy, he was dressing up as Santa
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Honda288
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Best comment on this FML!
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fenixtorador1
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Daaaamn haha 370 likes haha, epic win!
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DiscoReject
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Gold.
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justcallmemini
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best comment :) haha
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ronnieboo
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Unacceptable!! Kuz of all this rejection, there's so much suicides
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CherryCola46
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I just died laughing.
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jenniferlane0727
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According to the FML, it shows OP as a woman so I'm confused on this one
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BADFalcon
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oh ouch, i'm sorry :(
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zero2020
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There must be something your doing wrong.. Kids usually love there parentsz
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
That was tragic.
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Savra_fml
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Just a heads up, but if you are teaching your kids grammar and spelling, you are doing it wrong too.
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kirsty1551
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merry christmas! XD
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nadyy14
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Awww :( I'm pretty sure she didn't really mean it