Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips...

By perenoel - 3/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By eminemop | 0

#3677821 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:41

Whisper back: "and I wanted a boy, but that didn't happen either."

By doonerz | 0

#3677812 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:40

is she getting one?

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By tellithowitis | 13

#3677810 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:40

You're going to wake up in a box

kirsty1551 | 3

#3677885 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:48

dressed as Santa.

ReesesPuffs | 0

#3677949 - Saturday 3 December 2011 20:03

Yeah... NO.

sweetpea9008 | 2

#3678462 - Saturday 3 December 2011 22:44

What the fuck! ?
So rude!
Want me to tell you that your gonna wake up in a box?
Obviously he didnt wanna hear that so why would you add to it & say shit like that?

cosmosis | 12

#3678466 - Saturday 3 December 2011 22:45

For someone who tells it like it is, tellithowitis, you do talk a fair amount of Bullshit... Just sayin

aceman1992 | 9

#3679223 - Sunday 4 December 2011 2:20

93- what the hell are you talking about?

KailyKii | 11

#3679570 - Sunday 4 December 2011 4:23

93 - Seriously? Calm the fuck down.

Lily_lops95 | 0

#3682407 - Sunday 4 December 2011 18:13

People like you are annoying

Metal_Chick | 15

#3682585 - Sunday 4 December 2011 18:55

Wait.. What? If she wants a new dad, why the hell will OP be the one in the box?.. By the way, sorry OP nothing hurts more than a loved one telling you they don't want you in their lives.

By doonerz | 0

#3677812 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:40

is she getting one?

TherealMort | 0

#3678389 - Saturday 3 December 2011 22:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Schizomaniac | 24

#3678512 - Saturday 3 December 2011 23:04

No, considering OP's daughter is a child and that's pretty freaking disgusting.

roserm | 2

#3678769 - Saturday 3 December 2011 23:46

I pervert would dumbass

ellakacyme22 | 6

#3679044 - Sunday 4 December 2011 0:57

What are you a pervet or a piedo. You disgust me

Jimster1712 | 0

#3679234 - Sunday 4 December 2011 2:27

He is not a pervet or piedo, but a pervert and pedophile

Xx_FuckedLife_xX | 0

#3679679 - Sunday 4 December 2011 4:51

ME. I did. lol

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3679951 - Sunday 4 December 2011 6:28

C'est la vie mon ami. But seriously, don't take it personally. Kids say the darnedest things

ABarrelHorseGirl | 8

#5813842 - Thursday 2 January 2014 9:35

#135, Your icon makes your comment that much better

By 123amanda123 | 14

#3677814 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:40

awe that's sad :( ... maybe she was just embarrassed you dressed up as Santa ... hopefully she didn't mean it

By nadyy14 | 8

#3677817 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:41

Omg, poor you :( she probably doesn't know how awesome you are :D

UrCapsLockOn | 12

#3677879 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:47

do you even know how AWESOME is he ... ???

nadyy14 | 8

#3677910 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:53

It's to boost his spirit!

boofgall | 16

#3678079 - Saturday 3 December 2011 20:35

Nady has the right idea! Kids minds are very in-the-moment with most of their thoughts until they mature more. She could've just been upset about something.

FarSide | 22

#3678315 - Saturday 3 December 2011 22:05

Well FHL twice if he came to this site looking for sympathy.

MyEpicDemise | 7

#3678394 - Saturday 3 December 2011 22:26

Of course he is awesome. He's Santa!

cosmosis | 12

#3678474 - Saturday 3 December 2011 22:48

Anyone who has the balls to dress up as santa in a crowded place is definately awesome! All about making the kids happy. FYL OP.

alival | 12

#3679964 - Sunday 4 December 2011 6:35

U know sometimes kids learn this stuff from TV shows!

By Istalkrexgar2000_fml | 0

#3677819 - Saturday 3 December 2011 19:41

Awe. I'm sorry OP. Kids say the damndest things.

Awsumuzzie | 12

#3678238 - Saturday 3 December 2011 21:21

Awe. Commenters repeat the samest things.

soccerguy2 | 11

#3678525 - Saturday 3 December 2011 23:09

68- he said this comment before anyone else said it so he didnt say the same thing

poopdollar123 | 4

#3678533 - Saturday 3 December 2011 23:10

awe. muslims say the dumbest things.

Awsumuzzie | 12

#3678917 - Sunday 4 December 2011 0:20

100, oh, it must be some deja vu thing with me since I see it all the time... My bad.

mk58 | 31

#3678977 - Sunday 4 December 2011 0:38

No, 100, it's true, only that it's not the same person saying it over and over again. It's just that every single time an FML involves a kid, at least one person has to pull that line out of their ass.