I would have just said ef it if they wanna step in it without looking down, go ahead... people have been stepping in animal shat forever so what's the difference now??? XD

OP don't be selfish. JUST THINK ABOUT HOW THAT OTHER PERSON MUST FEEL WITH SHIT RUNNIN DOWN THIER LEG

shoulda went to a store an bought a mop

who?

#10 They deserved it... they where the ones who shat there pants

YDI for having a shitty job.

Paul Blart doesn't take care of shat pants. It's his mall, remember?

LOL 8 = WIN

@46 haha "shitty" job good one

@46: pun intended?

put melted chocolate next to it and wipe it up with your finger and eat it everyone will think yur eating poop lol

better to be the person guarding the poop and not the person that has to clean up the poop

Heyy, SOMEONE'S gotta do it :P and ur right, it culd be worse bein th guy w shit in his shorts

When your a Mall Cop, in a mall, being forced to watch Crap in an elevator, You know it's time to quit your Job. OP I'm sorry you had to go through that, but now is the time you act like a Man and Quit your job.

at least u didn't have to clean it up

@ #46 niceee I was so thinking that OP, at least you didn't have to clean it up!!

today, i was at the mall and shit all over the escalator. as limped away some dorky mall cop gave me a dirty look. FML

Thats... new. honestly it may be worse to be the dude with crap in his pants though, at least you got paif

1- You're a tool, get yourself a life please. Thanks

Lick it up,Mallcop!

That's what I was thinking too. And presumably he only had to stand there long enough for the janitor to get there, right?

Gay. He got a blumpkin :)

lol.