By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 846
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It's ok, we all mke mistakes sometimes

Does this mean you're on the naughty list?


It's ok, we all mke mistakes sometimes

Ah, I see what you did there.

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sugarshane007 20

1- Touché. Well played. 19- Seriously? Go word by word, and then proceed to facepalm when you see it.

19-That went way too far over your head

Weak, come on...

I don't get it

imavelociraptor 6

He misspelled "make"... That was the mistake... Goodness -___-

#19 Did it really not come to you?

Don't worry, I'm sure no one will remember after Christmas.

BryanThaMan 14

If she was a big lady then Santa might

Does this mean you're on the naughty list?

I hope you apologized and helped him up. If not....expect coal. Lots and lots of coal.

thejewishfuhrer 17

Back in the depression me and my daddy used to be on the naughty list just so we could get enough coal for the winter. 'Twas some hard times really

Why didn't you just stay on the good list and wish for coal?

Count your blessing, could have been a children riot.

sugarshane007 20

Sometimes it's just fun to play Polar Bowler: The Real Game.

It's just an accident! I wouldn't hate u for that..

Except you're not a six year old that still believes in Santa.

Mall santas are the pedophiles of society.

BellaBelle_fml 23

No, pedophiles are the pedophiles of society.

Or that being a mall Santa is the only job the could land.

Score one for you. Last time my kid sat on a mall Santa's lap, she said he smelled like booze.

FYLDeep 25

Why is your kid so familiar with the smell of booze?

MrThumbsItUpMan 8

How does your little kid even know what booze smells like?

She said "He smells like Uncle Larry." Her Uncle Larry really liked his Black Velvet.

Did you not have a childhood? If I was little and I saw someone knock over Santa, regardless if it was an accident or not, they're getting the "you're dead to me" look.