By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Does this mean you're on the naughty list?

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NeatNit 32

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sugarshane007 20

1- Touché. Well played. 19- Seriously? Go word by word, and then proceed to facepalm when you see it.

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imavelociraptor 6

He misspelled "make"... That was the mistake... Goodness -___-

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zinoxity 23

Don't worry, I'm sure no one will remember after Christmas.

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BryanThaMan 14

If she was a big lady then Santa might

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redbluegreen 40

Does this mean you're on the naughty list?

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andiewithlove 21

I hope you apologized and helped him up. If not....expect coal. Lots and lots of coal.

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Back in the depression me and my daddy used to be on the naughty list just so we could get enough coal for the winter. 'Twas some hard times really

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Why didn't you just stay on the good list and wish for coal?

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Spockx 4

Count your blessing, could have been a children riot.

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sugarshane007 20

Sometimes it's just fun to play Polar Bowler: The Real Game.

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CaptNomNom 17

It's just an accident! I wouldn't hate u for that..

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redbluegreen 40

Except you're not a six year old that still believes in Santa.

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ilikebikes7 3

Mall santas are the pedophiles of society.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

No, pedophiles are the pedophiles of society.

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stabbymcstabstab 6

Or that being a mall Santa is the only job the could land.

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billyz77 24

Score one for you. Last time my kid sat on a mall Santa's lap, she said he smelled like booze.

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FYLDeep 25

Why is your kid so familiar with the smell of booze?

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MrThumbsItUpMan 8

How does your little kid even know what booze smells like?

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billyz77 24

She said "He smells like Uncle Larry." Her Uncle Larry really liked his Black Velvet.

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andiewithlove 21

Did you not have a childhood? If I was little and I saw someone knock over Santa, regardless if it was an accident or not, they're getting the "you're dead to me" look.

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