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Rock n roll!

By christous - 22/11/2008 04:42 - France

Today, I was supposed to perform my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage, my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by, and now I'm on my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML

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RAWK N ROLL!!!

By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 19:32 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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Don't do drugs, kids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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Rock n roll

By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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skierguy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:27

You should move to Van. The cops probably would have just smoked with them.

802_CRU 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:21

aww! thats a major downer! but don't stop smoking pot! vermont police don't care much.

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802_CRU 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:21

aww! thats a major downer! but don't stop smoking pot! vermont police don't care much.

teameminem 2

Sunday 9 December 2012 18:01

Move to Colorado!

Mrhammer404 21

Wednesday 28 January 2015 17:57

He lives in France

skierguy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:27

You should move to Van. The cops probably would have just smoked with them.

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:30

Dude thats rough, cant blame em though everything is better when ur blazed

giffinator 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:19

lol true #5

TheUnnamedOne 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:31

lmao #5

Fml37 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:02

I agree with #5 and also it's too bad you don't live in Canada. Weed is decriminalized here.

dracon81 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:00

uuuuuuuhm, i don't know what part of Canada you live in but where i live its completely illegal.

Kronic_Kitten 0

Monday 12 October 2009 3:21

Um no it's not......if you are carrying over a certain amount of weed or if it is all divided up like you're selling it then you get arrested. If you say only have a joint then they ususally just take it away and let you go.....

quicksilver_fml 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 2:11

It's still illegal. And, smoking anything is bad for your health. I don't see why anyone would want do it.

cbobrob 3

Monday 3 January 2011 0:47

it's decriminalized in California now too, an infraction. you get a $100 ticket that's the equivalent of a traffic ticket.

iislix1ii 19

Thursday 7 July 2011 14:16

Have you been listening to all those shitty drug addiction crap? Marijuana isnt really that bad( unlike cigarete i HATE that crap) its actually good for you if not used moderately public officials go really hard on it when in reality, drinking alchohol and smoking cigaretes cause waaayyyy more deaths than weed does