By Loola - 21/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
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He's gonna get u with his north pole LOL

you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout i'm telling you why, santa is gonnna rape you, tonight.

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Er, Didi, I thought Father Christmas lived in Lapland? Santa lives at the North Pole.

Father Christmas, in French lore, lives in Heaven and descends on a cloud.

LMAO LMAO LMAO! Totally agreed.

Keep a knife for saftey lol jk im scared for u fyl

He's gonna get u with his north pole LOL

what about his elves and reindeer?

wouldn't it be a south pole?

haha nice south pole is even better

more like xxx-mas lololol

duude; that totally happened to me before :x I was in K-Mart and Santa held onto my waist and told my mom "No, she can stay right here." while he slapped his lap. creeeeper.

well, santa is evil! annogram for satan!!! O.O! just kidding, but the song says he sees when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake! O.O!

you better watch out, you better not cry

more like christmas night.

you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout i'm telling you why, santa is gonnna rape you, tonight.