By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 345
You deserved it 12 944

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Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!

Haha kids can really twist your words :D

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Haha kids can really twist your words :D

What do the little daycare girls have on their chest to grope?

meowmeowwkitty 0

this is why I don't work with kids

That is a good point there, 43. Maybe he was trying to find where the nipples are? For example, he found out that milk comes out from mom and since mom = girl in his mind, maybe he decided to investigate if all girls have milk?

topbanana 0

what the hell kind of day care is this?

Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!

voldemort always provides the best advice

lol smart kid.

drew0001 0

very smart

samadams42 0

genious!!

Genius* :P I don't correct you to be rude or seem superior, I just want you to spell it correctly in the future. = )

finally some one who isn't a bitch about spelling errors. :D

Ah thanks! Kinda' made my day :D I'd never be rude about it, I make spelling errors too sometimes. :(

denbeste 3

#31 is a bitch. Ruined my day.

"It's "kind of". Not that I'm being nice about it, I just hate idiots who pervert my language and have the audacity *TO* correct others." Have a nice day now.

samadams42 0

to correct others. ;)

Hey uh, "justalilrandom", I'm pretty sure I know how to say it properly, haha. You're making yourself look like a complete idiot, loool. :) Oh and by the way, "audacity correct others" doesn't make sense. Nice try though ;) retard.

I see neither the words 'joke' nor 'troll' register in people's minds...

UTTU 0

Tonight on "To Catch a Predator"

10_4Franky 0

To Catch a Predator: Daycare Hook-Ups

that kid sounds like somone you can't trust so the teachers probably know he lies a lot.

andiles 0

second don't kill me

minktheshrink 0

If the child is that young you shouldn't joke about it! Ydi

sounds like an aprentice of mine.

EmoLittleBish 0

WOW..... O_o

InnocentLies 0

Wow?! Look at his pic he's pedobear. :p

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

that's not a pedobear, that's the Sexual Harassment Panda!

you make fun of my picture when yours are 2 anorexic emos, a asian prostitue (who btw id like to purchase), and a veterianary doctor who fucked up one of his mutations! way to go!

Sigmund Freud would be proud.

whisperingeye13 0

nice psychology reference. props for knowledge

cradle6 13

He probably wasn't breast fed for long enough (if taking a Freudian viewpoint). But all the Freud unconscious stuff is supposed to come into play a looooot later in life.

muchagente 5

well, in fact you did.