FML : Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old...

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mikabe - / Monday 14 February 2011 18:51 / Sweden

Kids

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By DahkLohd | 4

#2083460 - Monday 14 February 2011 22:59

Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!

By AgeOfAquariusss | 7

#2083449 - Monday 14 February 2011 22:57

Haha kids can really twist your words :D

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By AgeOfAquariusss | 7

#2083449 - Monday 14 February 2011 22:57

Haha kids can really twist your words :D

Bosia | 0

#2084647 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:14

What do the little daycare girls have on their chest to grope?

meowmeowwkitty | 0

#2084664 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:20

this is why I don't work with kids

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2084939 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:31

That is a good point there, 43. Maybe he was trying to find where the nipples are? For example, he found out that milk comes out from mom and since mom = girl in his mind, maybe he decided to investigate if all girls have milk?

topbanana | 0

#2628757 - Monday 6 June 2011 8:18

what the hell kind of day care is this?

By DahkLohd | 4

#2083460 - Monday 14 February 2011 22:59

Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!

GeraldisTheG | 3

#2085365 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 12:26

voldemort always provides the best advice

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2083468 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:00

lol smart kid.

drew0001 | 0

#2083577 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:42

very smart

samadams42 | 0

#2083769 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:58

genious!!

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#2083907 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:34

Genius* :P

I don't correct you to be rude or seem superior, I just want you to spell it correctly in the future. = )

LifeSucksbtw | 0

#2084823 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:38

finally some one who isn't a bitch about spelling errors. :D

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#2084875 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:57

Ah thanks! Kinda' made my day :D

I'd never be rude about it, I make spelling errors too sometimes. :(

denbeste | 3

#2085222 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 11:26

#31 is a bitch. Ruined my day.

gaptt | 6

#2086051 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 17:09

"It's "kind of". Not that I'm being nice about it, I just hate idiots who pervert my language and have the audacity *TO* correct others."

Have a nice day now.

samadams42 | 0

#2086631 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 22:39

to correct others. ;)

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#2087494 - Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:13

Hey uh, "justalilrandom", I'm pretty sure I know how to say it properly, haha. You're making yourself look like a complete idiot, loool. :) Oh and by the way, "audacity correct others" doesn't make sense. Nice try though ;) retard.

Snowlight_fml | 7

#2098048 - Friday 18 February 2011 22:48

I see neither the words 'joke' nor 'troll' register in people's minds...

By UTTU | 0

#2083476 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:00

Tonight on "To Catch a Predator"

10_4Franky | 0

#2083588 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:46

To Catch a Predator: Daycare Hook-Ups

By moosemonkey1000 | 6

#2083481 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:05

that kid sounds like somone you can't trust so the teachers probably know he lies a lot.

By andiles | 0

#2083484 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:02

second don't kill me

By minktheshrink | 0

#2083487 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:03

If the child is that young you shouldn't joke about it! Ydi

By Asario | 0

#2083490 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:04

sounds like an aprentice of mine.

EmoLittleBish | 0

#2083580 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:41

WOW..... O_o

InnocentLies | 0

#2083610 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:53

Wow?!
Look at his pic he's pedobear.
:p

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml | 0

#2083776 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:59

that's not a pedobear, that's the Sexual Harassment Panda!

Asario | 0

#2083974 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:55

you make fun of my picture when yours are 2 anorexic emos, a asian prostitue (who btw id like to purchase), and a veterianary doctor who fucked up one of his mutations! way to go!

By mrahhhhh | 17

#2083498 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:07

Sigmund Freud would be proud.

whisperingeye13 | 0

#2083617 - Monday 14 February 2011 23:57

nice psychology reference. props for knowledge

cradle6 | 13

#2083634 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:01

He probably wasn't breast fed for long enough (if taking a Freudian viewpoint). But all the Freud unconscious stuff is supposed to come into play a looooot later in life.