Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
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DahkLohd
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Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!
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AgeOfAquariusss
| 7
Haha kids can really twist your words :D
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AgeOfAquariusss
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Haha kids can really twist your words :D
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Bosia
| 0
What do the little daycare girls have on their chest to grope?
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meowmeowwkitty
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this is why I don't work with kids
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
That is a good point there, 43. Maybe he was trying to find where the nipples are? For example, he found out that milk comes out from mom and since mom = girl in his mind, maybe he decided to investigate if all girls have milk?
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topbanana
| 0
what the hell kind of day care is this?
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DahkLohd
| 4
Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!
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GeraldisTheG
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voldemort always provides the best advice
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sweet_candy_
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lol smart kid.
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drew0001
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very smart
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samadams42
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genious!!
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Perksofbeingawal
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Genius* :P
I don't correct you to be rude or seem superior, I just want you to spell it correctly in the future. = )
I don't correct you to be rude or seem superior, I just want you to spell it correctly in the future. = )
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LifeSucksbtw
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finally some one who isn't a bitch about spelling errors. :D
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Perksofbeingawal
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Ah thanks! Kinda' made my day :D
I'd never be rude about it, I make spelling errors too sometimes. :(
I'd never be rude about it, I make spelling errors too sometimes. :(
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denbeste
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#31 is a bitch. Ruined my day.
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gaptt
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"It's "kind of". Not that I'm being nice about it, I just hate idiots who pervert my language and have the audacity *TO* correct others."
Have a nice day now.
Have a nice day now.
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samadams42
| 0
to correct others. ;)
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Perksofbeingawal
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Hey uh, "justalilrandom", I'm pretty sure I know how to say it properly, haha. You're making yourself look like a complete idiot, loool. :) Oh and by the way, "audacity correct others" doesn't make sense. Nice try though ;) retard.
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Snowlight_fml
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I see neither the words 'joke' nor 'troll' register in people's minds...
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UTTU
| 0
Tonight on "To Catch a Predator"
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10_4Franky
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To Catch a Predator: Daycare Hook-Ups
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moosemonkey1000
| 6
that kid sounds like somone you can't trust so the teachers probably know he lies a lot.
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andiles
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second don't kill me
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minktheshrink
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If the child is that young you shouldn't joke about it! Ydi
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Asario
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sounds like an aprentice of mine.
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EmoLittleBish
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WOW..... O_o
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InnocentLies
| 0
Wow?!
Look at his pic he's pedobear.
:p
Look at his pic he's pedobear.
:p
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that's not a pedobear, that's the Sexual Harassment Panda!
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Asario
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you make fun of my picture when yours are 2 anorexic emos, a asian prostitue (who btw id like to purchase), and a veterianary doctor who fucked up one of his mutations! way to go!
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mrahhhhh
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Sigmund Freud would be proud.
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whisperingeye13
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nice psychology reference. props for knowledge
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cradle6
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He probably wasn't breast fed for long enough (if taking a Freudian viewpoint). But all the Freud unconscious stuff is supposed to come into play a looooot later in life.
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muchagente
| 5
well, in fact you did.